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MikeyWretch

Member Since 22 Oct 2008
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#861783 OkStupid

Posted by MikeyWretch on 11 February 2010 - 02:47 PM

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#861731 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 11 February 2010 - 01:42 PM

Im going to lose 20 lbs before my 31st Birthday. thats my goal! Im gonna be smokin hot! ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and well healthy too but yeah
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#861652 Hairy Pitz Club

Posted by MikeyWretch on 11 February 2010 - 11:29 AM

Big bushes are tight!
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#860872 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 09 February 2010 - 03:51 PM

That this pic rules!

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#856822 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 29 January 2010 - 03:45 PM

i'm fucking sick.

boo

i'm just gonna go home and sleep tonight :(


Can we go there and look at you funny?


yeah but don't wake me up!


Time to get the old track suit out of the closet!
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#856789 Shizz member look-a-likes!

Posted by MikeyWretch on 29 January 2010 - 02:48 PM

I think they secretly based that girl from 500 days of summer on Jacki. I dont think they look alike but kinda dress alike and maybe do similar things and well dang it Jacki get a scooter!!!!
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#853346 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Posted by MikeyWretch on 22 January 2010 - 03:13 PM

I have had an Idea for a turtles book for about 10 years now. It would be about them being older.

Splinter has died and the turtles all took it pretty hard. Mikey lives in New York still in an old subway tunnel and has let him self go and just eats and watches TV most of the time, Don also lives in NY still but has not spoken to his brothers in a while and has sort of lost his mind a bit and is always doing weird experiments. Leonardo still practices ninjitsu and remains faithful to the teachings of his father. No one has seen Raph in over 10 years. The story would be told through Casey Jones’ eyes who is now and old man himself and has been a privet detective for some time now. He still visits the turtles individually just to keep up on them and to make sure they are okay.

One visit with Don he stumbles across dons new experiment to clone splinter. Scattered around Dons home are things of splinters and even 10-12 caged rats. Don tells Casey he needs his father back and how he is going to break into the university’s lab to do the cloning. This scares Casey so he tells Leo and explains that don is going to get into trouble. Word of this leaks out to the remaining foot clan that is scattered through out New York. Still upset that the turtles destroyed Shredder they plot to kill Don as a way to avenge their master. Long story short the night comes and all the turtles reunite at this Lab to stop Don and then the foot clan attacks! A huge battle ensues and during this the experiment goes wrong and during the fight something happens and a huge explosion happens killing all the foot clan and all the turtles except for leo. Leo crawls from the crumbled smoldering ruble to find his dead brothers and then stumbles upon four baby Rats……



Let's do this. I will help. me likey, mikey.


I need help because I think I could sell this story but I have no Idea how to get it to people that can make this happen!
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#853293 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Posted by MikeyWretch on 22 January 2010 - 02:07 PM

I have had an Idea for a turtles book for about 10 years now. It would be about them being older.

Splinter has died and the turtles all took it pretty hard. Mikey lives in New York still in an old subway tunnel and has let him self go and just eats and watches TV most of the time, Don also lives in NY still but has not spoken to his brothers in a while and has sort of lost his mind a bit and is always doing weird experiments. Leonardo still practices ninjitsu and remains faithful to the teachings of his father. No one has seen Raph in over 10 years. The story would be told through Casey Jones’ eyes who is now and old man himself and has been a privet detective for some time now. He still visits the turtles individually just to keep up on them and to make sure they are okay.

One visit with Don he stumbles across dons new experiment to clone splinter. Scattered around Dons home are things of splinters and even 10-12 caged rats. Don tells Casey he needs his father back and how he is going to break into the university’s lab to do the cloning. This scares Casey so he tells Leo and explains that don is going to get into trouble. Word of this leaks out to the remaining foot clan that is scattered through out New York. Still upset that the turtles destroyed Shredder they plot to kill Don as a way to avenge their master. Long story short the night comes and all the turtles reunite at this Lab to stop Don and then the foot clan attacks! A huge battle ensues and during this the experiment goes wrong and during the fight something happens and a huge explosion happens killing all the foot clan and all the turtles except for leo. Leo crawls from the crumbled smoldering ruble to find his dead brothers and then stumbles upon four baby Rats……
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#840335 Potential Boyfriend Questionaire

Posted by MikeyWretch on 21 December 2009 - 01:38 PM

) ARE YOU A NERD OF ANY SORT? Yes
2) DO YOU HAVE GLASSES AND DARK HAIR? Yes
3) AWESOME BOOBS? Yes
4) DO YOU LIKE ROCKNROLL SHOWS? Yes
5) DO YOU FROWN ON COMICS, BOOZE,GREEN OR PORN? No
6) ARE YOU TOTALLY DIRTY? Always

I would make a dope ass girlfriend!
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#819530 its not like me to do this, but......

Posted by MikeyWretch on 26 October 2009 - 12:34 PM

Its cool. Lots of lube and be gentle!

at first! :P
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#818590 Dont make coffee naked!

Posted by MikeyWretch on 23 October 2009 - 01:35 PM

I hate people!

As long as he wasnt jerking off and blowing his load on the window these people should fuck off or get the fine for being peeping toms!


I hate fuckers and the people trying to put this dude in jail are fuckers!
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#818080 Andrew Jackson Jihad/Ready The Jet/Japanese Monsters/Hard Girls/DOMO

Posted by MikeyWretch on 22 October 2009 - 01:51 PM

I could see Mikey playing the spoons with AJJ....


I could see me spooning the dudes in AJJ
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#808276 Certain songs by certain bands.

Posted by MikeyWretch on 01 October 2009 - 10:55 AM

I was thinking about songs I would love to hear covered by certain bands.

I was driving to work today and was listening to the Bleach album by Nirvana and well here is what I think.


Negative Creep by Nirvana from the Bleach album covered by Cagematch.

I think they could really make that song sound amazing!
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#744401 Currently Having with Sex With:

Posted by MikeyWretch on 13 May 2009 - 03:22 PM

The Fresh Prince- having sex doggy style then once you have both climaxed you flip her over and smack her in the face and do that wierd circular motion with your head.


yes I made this up :(
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#741184 Currently pooping

Posted by MikeyWretch on 07 May 2009 - 10:08 AM

"You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever." ))><((
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