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MikeyWretch

Member Since 22 Oct 2008
Offline Last Active Sep 27 2011 11:03 AM

#1072602 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 19 August 2011 - 07:44 AM

Fuck shit
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#1034654 Random facts about yourself.

Posted by MikeyWretch on 22 April 2011 - 08:26 AM

My dad has been married 5 times.

I have a warrent for my arrest in New York

I drink on average 2 pots of coffee a day

My mom is 5 feet tall

I played high school football for one year
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#1034653 Cool Bars in Tempe

Posted by MikeyWretch on 22 April 2011 - 08:21 AM

Sail Inn


and I have never heard the Palo be called cool but yeah I like it.

Let me know when and where you will be so I can show up with my ding dang floppin about!
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#1032547 Shizzfest 2011

Posted by MikeyWretch on 15 April 2011 - 11:57 AM

Shizzin it up tonight!
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#1030025 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 08 April 2011 - 11:07 AM

The government is gonna shut down and I cant wait! Gonna move to the desert outside of Coolidge and be this dude!

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#1029944 Does anyone have..............

Posted by MikeyWretch on 08 April 2011 - 08:15 AM

I wish i knew someone with pecan trees! I would camp there and eat those shits!


my neighbor has a huge pecan tree, and at least a third of them fall into my yard every year. it's a little past the season now, but we had tons. then my dogs would eat them off the ground and get horrible gas.

i think fatguyaz has one, too (a pecan tree, not a flatulent dog).


Well fatguyaz already stops by with a dozen eggs everyother week maybe I can also talk him into bringing pecans when they are ready! WOOOO! he should open a store!
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#1029731 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 07 April 2011 - 04:06 PM

My dogs wear clothes!

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#1029629 ITT PICS OF MY COCK

Posted by MikeyWretch on 07 April 2011 - 12:27 PM

One time I was sleeping at my moms house and I was laying on the couch for bed and started watching Telemundo. In fear of being caught playing with my junk I laid there and flexed my johnson for like 45 minutes until I reached climax.
The next day I was sore but was stoked that I pulled it off. or rather did not pull it off.
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#1029624 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 07 April 2011 - 12:20 PM

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#1029614 Does anyone have..............

Posted by MikeyWretch on 07 April 2011 - 12:07 PM

I wish i knew someone with pecan trees! I would camp there and eat those shits!
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#1028709 record store day!

Posted by MikeyWretch on 05 April 2011 - 01:23 PM

looks like i will be "working" and hanging out with mikey.


Two wild and crazy guys~!
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#1028686 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 05 April 2011 - 12:53 PM

I have a script for Waynes World 3!


I have not watched LET ME IN. I will
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#1028660 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 05 April 2011 - 12:27 PM

Let the right one in IS one of the better Vamp movies ever made.
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#1028572 50 miles

Posted by MikeyWretch on 05 April 2011 - 10:07 AM

fuck it, lets do this.

i'll bring lots of spare tubes to be safe and i'll at least replace my back tire before them (its starting to get pretty shredded).


WORD! yeah Ill have some spare tubes and the ride there will be warm but its pretty awesome and maby we will see a Gila Monster or two.
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#1028566 Currently Thinking........

Posted by MikeyWretch on 05 April 2011 - 10:00 AM

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This was me last night with my little Yolanda. I could snuggle with that dang dog all day and night!
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