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[rudolpho of pensacola]

Three hours ago, I injected 2cc of Vodka (40% alcohol) into each testicle in an attempt to kill them.

I used a 25g 3cc syringe. I poured the Vodka into a small glass, then filled the syringe slightly over 2cc, then pushed the plunger expelling the excess (along with the air; supposedly, injecting air into the body is dangerous and can cause a heart attack) back into the glass.

I poured a bit of rubbing alcohol onto a cotton ball, and swabbed the right side of my scrotum.

With my left hand, I held my right testicle close to the scrotum. I held the syringe in my right hand, pressing it to the scrotum. I felt a slight prick, seeing a small depression in the skin forming at the tip of the needle. I slowly pushed the syringe into my testicle. The needle was sharp, like needles typically are, so all I felt as it went in was the initial prick (the depression in the skin eased up as the needle pierced through) and a sensation as if my testicles were being lightly squeezed.

I pulled back on the plunger a bit to make sure that no blood came out (which would indicate that I had hit a blood vessel). As I pushed the plunger in, the testicle-squeezing sensation increased, so I pushed it in slower and took maybe half a minute to inject the entire 2cc. For some unexpected reason, doing this felt erotic, and I wished that a close female friend was the one doing the injecting. When I finished injecting it, I withdrew the syringe and felt my testicle. It was now hard, presumably stretched by the fluid I injected.

I repeated the same process on the left testicle. This time, the needle took longer to pierce through the skin. The testicle squeezing sensation was also more painful as I injected the fluid, and I had to go slower. Other than that, it was the same.

I went online briefly to tell a close friend that I had finished the procedure. My testicles kept feeling as if someone was constantly squeezing them and it hurt, so I took acetaminophen and went to lie down. Three hours later, it didn't hurt as much anymore, so here I am typing this. Judging from my previous experiences with pain, I think it wouldn't have really hurt had I taken a strong prescription-only painkiller.

Now, from what I've been told about the Vodka injection method, one injection may not be enough to kill the testicles; I may need two or three. I hope the later injections aren't as painful as this one was, perhaps due to the testicular tissue being partially dead. Or maybe I can find a bit of prescription painkiller that I should still have a few pills left over of from when I was in the hospital last year.

that's beautiful. and brilliant

[rudolpho of pensacola]

i would race home, from a friends in the evening time to view this wonderfully insightful television program

[rudolpho of pensacola]

i also failed to mention that i now can pull secrets from my butthole

[rudolpho of pensacola]

i have fantasies of playin in a rocknroll band

[Big_Poppa]

ROP, try to get some rest before Friday......
CaptHFC, I hope you didn't waste perfectly good Grey Goose on your balls?!?!



I hope everyone decides on "SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YOUR MOMMA" as their New Year's resolution/slogan (of course while they are sleeveless!)

[rudolpho of pensacola]

resty rest rest my head on blankets of pubic bones while dreaming of grey goose on my special region

[capthfc]

CaptHFC, I hope you didn't waste perfectly good Grey Goose on your balls?!?!

nothin' but the best for my balls

[cabinboy]

CaptHFC, I hope you didn't waste perfectly good Grey Goose on your balls?!?!

nothin' but the best for my balls

whoa dude.

who you hanging out with capthfc? these folks party way harder than i doo.

[Hooray For Everything]

You have a gift of not actually saying anything HFE everything you say is implied. You have not actually said you don't like minibossies or VG or anything, but you imply it. So you have the ability of denying accusations of saying things, or by saying you were only kidding and that nobody gets your humor.
You being able to be cordial with Aaron in public just means you are two faced that's all, not something I would brag about.


If you are "kidding" with all your comments, it doesn't show well, and even though I disagree with AJM, misquoting him is seriously fucked up. There is no way we would know the difference without you admitting it, because I wouldn't have believed AJM that you misquoted him otherwise.

Look, I'm sick of this shit.
If you say what you really feel, you're an asshole.
There's tons of PC shit that goes on here, phoney, two-faced PC shit....

I try to express my opinion as much as I can without getting chastised. That's it.

I wish that I could be honest all the time, brutally, but there are consequences, so I weigh it out...

I'm not the only one, there are members here who think others bands are absolute shit. They don't say anything HERE, but they talk about it elsewhere...is that two-faced? Is it the policy that if we don't have anything to say, then don't say anything at all?
That's fine.....but there are members here who say things privately that they don't say on the board......does that make them nicer, or just more tactful? More PC?
I just don't like that I get shit for "hinting" at things that are said loudly outside of this forum....That's why I envy JoMama, he can say what he really feels.....that's a luxury that most of us are not afforded.
By the way I don't hate the Minibosses....as I told Bobby when I saw them, I thought they were great. Yeah, me & Aaaron think each other are jerks, I think we are both right....I think most of my friends, no, ALL, all of my friends are jerks, so it doesn't mean I have any real problem with him....it's all silly anyhoo....if the guy had a flat tire, I'd stop, help him out, & my suspicion is, that he would offer to by me a beer.....no big deal....People make way too big of a deal out of these little things...... JoMama gives me a little shit, yet we talk behind the scenes via PMs, and it's totally cool........(when I hang out with my close friends, we rip the shit out of each other, it's fun...it doesn't mean anything, and hopefully it helps of become better people.......)
I've been thanked by my two closest friend, recently, for being a great friend, does that mean that we don't have petty little spats? Does that mean we agree on everything?
Watch the fucking Big Chill, that's how it is, and it's okay.......
This is all fun and games here, I would give people the same shit here I would give my friends over beers, and there would be no fists, no yelling, just lots of laughing.....

[raubhimself]

This is all fun and games here, I would give people the same shit here I would give my friends over beers, and there would be no fists, no yelling, just lots of laughing.....

The difference is that there are not always beers involved here, and not everyone is capable of conveying their true emotions through a keyboard.

Example:

HFE is a dick.

HFE is a dick!

HFE is a dick

HFE is a dick

I dunno about you, but all four of those mean something completely different to me. I like to keep everything all fun and games too, but it's not gonna happen all the time. Every now and then someone's gonna either type something ambiguously, or someone is gonna take something the wrong way.

[Hooray For Everything]

Fair enough, I understand that.
I try to clear up any misunderstandings that come up....
We all run into this in this medium, as you've said....
I think many of us deal with these kind of misunderstandings here....
Some people come off nicer than they truly are, and vice-versa
I have never been at a table with mancopter, bobby, somethingelse, and been called a dick...okay, wait........that might not be true, but they laughed after and filled my beer glass up....
and I've never heard rudolpho go on & on with insane ramblings in person....
We all get together and are nice and normal.....with very little exception.....

Also- I will try to use more smiley/frownies.....I promise....

How did this thread turn on me, exactly?

[glitterbot]

maybe your middle name is jessica?

[Hooray For Everything]

maybe it is..

[robofish]

Take it for what it is, which is just my opinion,
but I think the reason people take such offense
to your comments is that you sound condescending.

I think everyone needs to learn to take anything said
on this or other boards with a grain of salt.

[glitterbot]

or a block o'salt? i don't even know what that means. i am just reeeal bored at work.