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[TaylorTrash]

ouch.

yeah there's a lot of things i want near/in my vag but ice is probably not one of them.

was he like chewing on ice cubes while getting his lick on?

or was it in the hole!?!?!?!??!?!

WELL at first it was just in his mouth and so he was all licking and everything... that was okay... but then the freezing water and pieces of the crushed ice went inside..... and something REALLY bad happened!!!!!
It is SUPER embarrassing to talk about.... especially because I don't know anyone in here except three people but what the heck... I will just tell you because it is VERY interesting.

SO it kind of made me go into like this paralyzed convulsion. My hands were like stuck in that retarded hands position and i couldn't MOVE them and my body when numb!!!! It was HORRIBLE but he thought I was having an orgasm so he thought "hey i am doing a good job! more ice!"
I tried to speak but it was like a studdering mess of words! I have a studder anyways when i am nervous... imagine what it is like when you're paralyzed and being ICE FUCKED! Eventually he stopped and it took me a good 30 minutes to get all my feeling back in my body and the ability to move my fingers and toes. I remember hiding my hands so he couldn't see their retarded state. I never saw that kid again. I hope to GOD he never tried that on another chick!


wow it actually felt really good to get this out. I love the shizz!

[admin]

I love the shizz!

And the Shizz loves you

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But not Mig

[Quezo]

SO it kind of made me go into like this paralyzed convulsion. My hands were like stuck in that retarded hands position and i couldn't MOVE them and my body when numb!!!! It was HORRIBLE but he thought I was having an orgasm so he thought "hey i am doing a good job! more ice!"
I tried to speak but it was like a studdering mess of words! I have a studder anyways when i am nervous... imagine what it is like when you're paralyzed and being ICE FUCKED! Eventually he stopped and it took me a good 30 minutes to get all my feeling back in my body and the ability to move my fingers and toes. I remember hiding my hands so he couldn't see their retarded state. I never saw that kid again. I hope to GOD he never tried that on another chick!

Ahhh...so that's how you paralyze a chick with ice fellatio.

It's somewhat akin to memorizing those mortal kombat codes for 'friendships'.

I believe the correct term may be: Icy-lingus

[Jacki O.]

holy shit.

scary!!!!!!!!!!




the shizz is theraputic!

get it out.

[donald]

Ahhh...so that's how you paralyze a chick with ice fellatio.

cunnilingus is for women
felatio is for men

[Jacki O.]

FACE!

[Mary]

Oh, the best thing about a younger man is that you are an older woman. Young people do not belong with each other.

[Jacki O.]

Cougar bait is coming to Muff Mondays tonight!

[MikeyWretch]

Cougar bait is coming to Muff Mondays tonight!

wonka chicka bow wow!

[TaylorTrash]

hell ya i need to know details!!! My current prey is younger but when does it become the cougar prey scenario? I am 25 and he is 22... does that count? What if he ACTS like he is 16?

[Jacki O.]

well word on the street is you have to be 10 yrs older
so technically im not a cougar but i really want to be so i am bucking convention with this one. Though i think we established that i was an artic fox. I dont know what level of awesomeness that falls in on the predator/prey dating scale.

I'm 28 and he just turned 21. so 6 years = cougar to me!

if he acts like he's 16 and you're 25 that's 10 years. sounds like you got yourself some cougar prey.

i cant decide what i like better "Cougar Prey" or "Cougar Bait" i have to have nicknames for dudes so i can publicly talk about them without really publicly talking about them.