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[mothrock]

The part that kills me about this is that she is really in shape and has a great body. seriously though, folding laundry harshes my mellow.

right now there's a single dude who can't get laid reading this and yelling at the screen, "FUCK YOU MAN! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" lol

Well, they'd be restricted to missionary position and no BJs if they were in my shoes, is it really worth it?

[Jacki O.]

The part that kills me about this is that she is really in shape and has a great body. seriously though, folding laundry harshes my mellow.

right now there's a single dude who can't get laid reading this and yelling at the screen, "FUCK YOU MAN! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!" lol

Well, they'd be restricted to missionary position and no BJs if they were in my shoes, is it really worth it?

but you do get your laundry folded, so it's kinda a win-win

[weener]

Folded laundry is really a dealbreaker? Damn!

Does she iron things?

[Katie]

Can I date her?

[mothrock]

she makes pies too.

I feel like it is some sort of trap. Like someone is playing the greatest april fools prank of all time on me.

[Katie]

See, this is why I dont do shit for guys anymore, if you're nice to them they think you're fucking with them. This is why I am solely down to handjobs and high fives

[jeremx]

Well, they'd be restricted to missionary position and no BJs if they were in my shoes, is it really worth it?

no "from behind" action and no BJs? ok then nevermind. but that dude who can't get laid is still un-phased and screaming. lol

I am solely down to handjobs and high fives

hopefully not in that order.. ha

[unluckycharm]

hmm

[mothrock]

Well, they'd be restricted to missionary position and no BJs if they were in my shoes, is it really worth it?

no "from behind" action and no BJs? ok then nevermind.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I'm not crazy.

[differently biotic]

"it's a trap!" hahahaha


man - I am not doing ANY maidly duties for anyone. (only exception would be a baby/small child - before you can teach them how to clean up after themselves)

[mothrock]

"it's a trap!" hahahaha


man - I am not doing ANY maidly duties for anyone. (only exception would be a baby/small child - before you can teach them how to clean up after themselves)

good deal. Seriously, it's okay perhaps if you've been in a relationship for a long time, and the other person reciprocates in some way. However this is after like 3 dates that she folded my laundry. It just screams "wife time" to me, blech. I would rather that a girl make me laugh, I can do my own chores.

[differently biotic]

the closest anyone is gonna get me performing any sort of maidly duties:

you know - for pretend.

[weener]

What's a girl doing even touching your laundry after 3 dates? That is a little weird.

[raubhimself]

My laundry has been sitting in the dryer for two days.

[Mary]

My laundry has been sitting in the dryer for two days.

And I take it that's not because you're too busy being fellated . . . sometimes a guy just can't catch a break.