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[weener]

He probably sent it to a hundred chicks, too.

I made an account years ago cuz there was a thing on the Minibosses board about taking one of the quizzes, but I wasn't single so I chose the least appealing name possible and didn't add any photos. I still get messages once in a long while from someone who sends a message to EVERY girl who lists themselves as atheist, or not wanting kids, or whatever. Even if this person is taken and named "pooface666."

[Jacki O.]

I just got this email, or dissertation:

I’m no negative i can list the positives in my life! Like I go to school at the Phx Community college I’m there for basic classes real writing, and prep reading. The main classes i either thin king of Computer system information, or Pulmonary i want work in the hospital. I am approved gor I’m approved on financial aid and grant reason on both ok. I’m honest so well i was wrongfully divorce she left me for another guy behind my back when gone to work. I will explain later. So sence i broughtall proof on reason for i missed my summer classes i was aproved on finacial aid even grant to get me bk on my feet. So when i told my dad im aproved on grant lol dont need to pay it back cuz of this yrs divorce. My dad wants me out car shopping! i have two kids not with me but there crude mom i will explain about her later and why my family dishonnors her her family but not my lovely kids. My 2 yr old is name jasmine marie platter my son jonathan david arnold who is two months! I work for little ceasers benn there for three yrs my longest job i have ever had. I love to cook clean organize etc. Im awsome with computers of most issues i learn from my dad but i can do lots of things on a computer just ask. I was raised to never give up quit to respect, honesty i was raised well like military well raised. like very civilized way with common sence I’m very awesome at logic over emotions.Im a very great man to get to know my dad’s a vet as well my granddad he was in the world war so I’m honored by them and my dad for raised me well like a child should be our i would be those types that fails gives up etc.

Well my marriage everyone say she showed me no love nor respect. I would say i love not much back. I try a kiss on her lips i was denide many times even at the wedding! I would kiss then she moved her head to where i kissed her cheak! She would always instagate fights. My dad would come over to check up on my othere half then jasmine! The ex would be online or playing video games whyll jasmine is doing wat ever she wants. Well one day i went to my Drs appt for my asthma! dont worry i can keep up! Well after the appt and job hunting i cam home she and this guy loyd left the wife at the time was gone 24hrs she came bk with a cart a trike and trailer getting her stuff that was Jan 20 2010 between 12-1pm. She got her stuff and my daughters and left me without a word said! just to get for some othere guy! because her family dont like i was raised well, and i have better comman sence and way more civilized than some poeple lol! I am looking for long term true mature love yes willing to remarry if you ask family yes too no need to not to ask! my conact num is 602 423 8096 its my cell num i get txts pic txts etc all unlimited!

THIS IS HIS FIRST MESSAGE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN

omg! winner!!!!!

we should call him or send him nasty phone pics

[joe.distort]

you know, im at the point in my life where i try not to judge myself in comparison to others.....but it kind of a nice feeling to know ive got shit drastically more together than THAT guy.

[Jacki O.]

i'd hit that yo

[Tony]

I just got this email, or dissertation:

I’m no negative i can list the positives in my life! Like I go to school at the Phx Community college I’m there for basic classes real writing, and prep reading. The main classes i either thin king of Computer system information, or Pulmonary i want work in the hospital. I am approved gor I’m approved on financial aid and grant reason on both ok. I’m honest so well i was wrongfully divorce she left me for another guy behind my back when gone to work. I will explain later. So sence i broughtall proof on reason for i missed my summer classes i was aproved on finacial aid even grant to get me bk on my feet. So when i told my dad im aproved on grant lol dont need to pay it back cuz of this yrs divorce. My dad wants me out car shopping! i have two kids not with me but there crude mom i will explain about her later and why my family dishonnors her her family but not my lovely kids. My 2 yr old is name jasmine marie platter my son jonathan david arnold who is two months! I work for little ceasers benn there for three yrs my longest job i have ever had. I love to cook clean organize etc. Im awsome with computers of most issues i learn from my dad but i can do lots of things on a computer just ask. I was raised to never give up quit to respect, honesty i was raised well like military well raised. like very civilized way with common sence I’m very awesome at logic over emotions.Im a very great man to get to know my dad’s a vet as well my granddad he was in the world war so I’m honored by them and my dad for raised me well like a child should be our i would be those types that fails gives up etc.

Well my marriage everyone say she showed me no love nor respect. I would say i love not much back. I try a kiss on her lips i was denide many times even at the wedding! I would kiss then she moved her head to where i kissed her cheak! She would always instagate fights. My dad would come over to check up on my othere half then jasmine! The ex would be online or playing video games whyll jasmine is doing wat ever she wants. Well one day i went to my Drs appt for my asthma! dont worry i can keep up! Well after the appt and job hunting i cam home she and this guy loyd left the wife at the time was gone 24hrs she came bk with a cart a trike and trailer getting her stuff that was Jan 20 2010 between 12-1pm. She got her stuff and my daughters and left me without a word said! just to get for some othere guy! because her family dont like i was raised well, and i have better comman sence and way more civilized than some poeple lol! I am looking for long term true mature love yes willing to remarry if you ask family yes too no need to not to ask! my conact num is 602 423 8096 its my cell num i get txts pic txts etc all unlimited!

THIS IS HIS FIRST MESSAGE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN

omg! winner!!!!!

we should call him or send him nasty phone pics

this really is spellbinding. i could sit down for hours and try to craft something like this and still not come close. between the grammar, spelling, stream of consciousness, oversharing, attention to detail and simultaneous lack of detail, this is amazing. so remedial that it's actually challenging to read.

is there a "best of OKCupid responses" website you can submit this to?

[Katie]

He's a white blonde guy, he has a picture of himself up, a picture of his ex wife and a picture of his kids. Welcome to my favorite part

Well one day i went to my Drs appt for my asthma! dont worry i can keep up! Well after the appt and job hunting i cam home she and this guy loyd left the wife at the time was gone 24hrs she came bk with a cart a trike and trailer getting her stuff that was Jan 20 2010 between 12-1pm.

I'm in love everyone, I'm gonna go text him my lady parts

[Quezo]

He's a white blonde guy, he has a picture of himself up, a picture of his ex wife and a picture of his kids. Welcome to my favorite part

Well one day i went to my Drs appt for my asthma! dont worry i can keep up! Well after the appt and job hunting i cam home she and this guy loyd left the wife at the time was gone 24hrs she came bk with a cart a trike and trailer getting her stuff that was Jan 20 2010 between 12-1pm.

I'm in love everyone, I'm gonna go text him my lady parts

Message sure make to backwards writing!

[chalupacabra]

I'm torn between

I was raised to never give up quit to respect

and

Well after the appt and job hunting i cam home she and this guy loyd left the wife at the time was gone 24hrs she came bk with a cart a trike and trailer getting her stuff that was Jan 20 2010 between 12-1pm.

It reads like something that was translated to another language then back to English, really impressive.

[mothrock]

dang it.

I checked out OK cupid. At first all the girls were super good looking, then they just gradually started to degrade in physical beauty the longer I was on the site. I think they planned that!

bummer town. back to the drawing board.

[DiscountBabyJam Mike]

jacki how do I get good at ok stupid

[Rocquero]

jacki how do I get good at ok stupid

whip it out.

[BigAdamFest]

Wow, I had no idea that site was still even around. Maybe it's time for me to do some trolling myself. hahahaha

[Jacki O.]

jacki how do I get good at ok stupid

+1

[mothrock]

Every wink I have gotten , the girls have at least one pic of them in zombie makeup. What's up with that?

I attract the undead. fantastic.