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[Jacki O.]

ahhh unicorn guy!!!

i fall for it every time!

[Shervz0r]

haha.

He's sort of a mongoloid Fred Flintstone in a wife beater and S&M hat.

ahahahahhahahahahaha, holy shit, holy shit that's so spot on!

[shaunsavage]

i got this message from a fellow okstupid user over the weekend:

Title: I'm interested
message: are you?





i wish i could post his picture

I just don't get these messages. No fucking effort, whatsoever.

[shaunsavage]

OkStupid is temporarily not stupid right now.

[Rocquero]

CROSS THREAD

[Jacki O.]

looks like love has found you Rocquero

[Juggs69]

CROSS THREAD

okcupid is a miracle...and ice cubes, how the fuck do they work?

[raubhimself]

A seemingly smart and attractive lady type who listens to good music sent ME a message. Someone better not be fucking with me!

[Jacki O.]

A seemingly smart and attractive lady type who listens to good music sent ME a message. Someone better not be fucking with me!

haha!

it's not me (fucking with you, that is)

[Jacki O.]

so i updated my okcupid profile last night. i was really high when i did it, but i am very proud of it so i'm going to post it here:

My Self Summary:
im going to start off serious here and then get funky (yeah i said it) later on. i hate the idea of seriously filling out a box labeled "Self-Summary" but I'm pretty awesome and i have to tell everyone about it so here it goes: i'm really smart, funny, interesting, and talented. Just like Michael Jackson was. I'm also insanely attractive, just like Michael Jackson wasn't. And I smell good. Like a candle from a mall.

Hey boy, still interested?
i like to travel. i don't pay attention to grammar. i like watching movies, listening to music, riding my bike, going to shows, looking cool, and reading the occasional book while looking cool. i also like drinking a lot and waxing poetic about Patrick Swayze. RIP Sweet Angel.

What i'm doing with my life:
Trying to meet men via the internetz...god okcupid, you sound like my mother.

Reading Lil' Wayne's Wikipedia page. having fun. swimming. eating. drinking. being awesome.

Im Really Good at:
swimming and keeping a tumblr alive.

The First Things People Usually Notice About me:
The awesomeness that surrounds me like an orb of glowing light, my large crack habit, and that i am an insanely attractive person just trying to survive in this crazy world.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Cunt, Crime and Punishment, Catch-22. do i sound smart or what? i just finished scott pilgrim v. the world vol. 2. so yeah. i'm pretty serious about literature.

as for movies. one word.
Zardoz

music is amazing and i love it. i will tell you all about it if you're cute and impressionable.

same with food but you put it in your mouth.

The six things I could never do without
the internet
hating the internet
loving the internet
being confused about the internet
hating the internet again
Mexican Food



I spend a lot of time thinking about
how fucking awesome my okcupid profile is and how it's gonna bring all the boys to the yard.


On a typical Friday night I am
at da club hitting on shorties. Usually in the VIP drinking by the jug, with the all the chicks and the drugs. Or at home watching firefly and eating cheese.


The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i once peed in my pants while making out with a guy. Not gonna go into details, but i did it on purpose.



You should message me if
you are smarter, cooler, funnier, and more interesting than me. but not more talented because i can't stand that.

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so far no responses

[donald]

it looks pretty awesome to me, maybe it's too intimidating for the guys to respond with all the awesomeness that you are?

[Quezo]

so i updated my okcupid profile last night. i was really high when i did it, but i am very proud of it so i'm going to post it here:

My Self Summary:
im going to start off serious here and then get funky (yeah i said it) later on. i hate the idea of seriously filling out a box labeled "Self-Summary" but I'm pretty awesome and i have to tell everyone about it so here it goes: i'm really smart, funny, interesting, and talented. Just like Michael Jackson was. I'm also insanely attractive, just like Michael Jackson wasn't. And I smell good. Like a candle from a mall.

Hey boy, still interested?
i like to travel. i don't pay attention to grammar. i like watching movies, listening to music, riding my bike, going to shows, looking cool, and reading the occasional book while looking cool. i also like drinking a lot and waxing poetic about Patrick Swayze. RIP Sweet Angel.

What i'm doing with my life:
Trying to meet men via the internetz...god okcupid, you sound like my mother.

Reading Lil' Wayne's Wikipedia page. having fun. swimming. eating. drinking. being awesome.

Im Really Good at:
swimming and keeping a tumblr alive.

The First Things People Usually Notice About me:
The awesomeness that surrounds me like an orb of glowing light, my large crack habit, and that i am an insanely attractive person just trying to survive in this crazy world.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Cunt, Crime and Punishment, Catch-22. do i sound smart or what? i just finished scott pilgrim v. the world vol. 2. so yeah. i'm pretty serious about literature.

as for movies. one word.
Zardoz

music is amazing and i love it. i will tell you all about it if you're cute and impressionable.

same with food but you put it in your mouth.

The six things I could never do without
the internet
hating the internet
loving the internet
being confused about the internet
hating the internet again
Mexican Food



I spend a lot of time thinking about
how fucking awesome my okcupid profile is and how it's gonna bring all the boys to the yard.


On a typical Friday night I am
at da club hitting on shorties. Usually in the VIP drinking by the jug, with the all the chicks and the drugs. Or at home watching firefly and eating cheese.


The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i once peed in my pants while making out with a guy. Not gonna go into details, but i did it on purpose.



You should message me if
you are smarter, cooler, funnier, and more interesting than me. but not more talented because i can't stand that.

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so far no responses

You had me at "so..."

I came when you said:

ZARDOZ

[Jacki O.]

it looks pretty awesome to me, maybe it's too intimidating for the guys to respond with all the awesomeness that you are?

i was being very humble

perhaps those guys need to grow some balls


if i read some dude's profile and he named dropped Michael Jackson, Patrick Swayze, Zardoz, firefly, Ratatat, and peeing on someone, i would totally message that person.

[Jacki O.]

just got one!

[bisbee slim]

so i updated my okcupid profile last night. i was really high when i did it, but i am very proud of it so i'm going to post it here:

My Self Summary:
im going to start off serious here and then get funky (yeah i said it) later on. i hate the idea of seriously filling out a box labeled "Self-Summary" but I'm pretty awesome and i have to tell everyone about it so here it goes: i'm really smart, funny, interesting, and talented. Just like Michael Jackson was. I'm also insanely attractive, just like Michael Jackson wasn't. And I smell good. Like a candle from a mall.

Hey boy, still interested?
i like to travel. i don't pay attention to grammar. i like watching movies, listening to music, riding my bike, going to shows, looking cool, and reading the occasional book while looking cool. i also like drinking a lot and waxing poetic about Patrick Swayze. RIP Sweet Angel.

What i'm doing with my life:
Trying to meet men via the internetz...god okcupid, you sound like my mother.

Reading Lil' Wayne's Wikipedia page. having fun. swimming. eating. drinking. being awesome.

Im Really Good at:
swimming and keeping a tumblr alive.

The First Things People Usually Notice About me:
The awesomeness that surrounds me like an orb of glowing light, my large crack habit, and that i am an insanely attractive person just trying to survive in this crazy world.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Cunt, Crime and Punishment, Catch-22. do i sound smart or what? i just finished scott pilgrim v. the world vol. 2. so yeah. i'm pretty serious about literature.

as for movies. one word.
Zardoz

music is amazing and i love it. i will tell you all about it if you're cute and impressionable.

same with food but you put it in your mouth.

The six things I could never do without
the internet
hating the internet
loving the internet
being confused about the internet
hating the internet again
Mexican Food



I spend a lot of time thinking about
how fucking awesome my okcupid profile is and how it's gonna bring all the boys to the yard.


On a typical Friday night I am
at da club hitting on shorties. Usually in the VIP drinking by the jug, with the all the chicks and the drugs. Or at home watching firefly and eating cheese.


The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i once peed in my pants while making out with a guy. Not gonna go into details, but i did it on purpose.



You should message me if
you are smarter, cooler, funnier, and more interesting than me. but not more talented because i can't stand that.

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so far no responses

whats a tumblr?