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[weener]

I tried to stab my sister’s father in the back when he was choking my mother while she was holding my newborn sister. It took three cops to get the knife from me. I was 13.

Just wondering, was it three cops tackling you and yelling "Gimme that KNIFE!" or three cops coaxing you like "Give us the knife, sweetheart."

[differently biotic]

I tried to stab my sister’s father in the back when he was choking my mother while she was holding my newborn sister. It took three cops to get the knife from me. I was 13.

Just wondering, was it three cops tackling you and yelling "Gimme that KNIFE!" or three cops coaxing you like "Give us the knife, sweetheart."

I didn't realize it was hapenning because of the absolute rage I was in. Took a bit to come back; when I did though I was off the ground up against a wall. They were nice about it and I didn't get in trouble at all; they actually seemed to be in shock that a little girl like me would be able to get past the two other adults in the room to get that close to him. It took a few of them to keep him back from my mom when they finally got him off of her. But it didn't help my mom kept blowing kisses at him while cops had their backs to her dealing with him. She's a piece of work.

[MikeyWretch]

1) I hung out with Carl Weathers for 2 weeks one time.

2) I have been stabbed 6 times and shot once.

3) I dropped out of medical school

4) I have been mauled by a lion

5) I lived in south africa for 17 years

[Jacki O.]

1) I hung out with Carl Weathers for 2 weeks one time.

2) I have been stabbed 6 times and shot once.

3) I dropped out of medical school

4) I have been mauled by a lion

5) I lived in south africa for 17 years

you are the coolest mikey

[JesusChrist]

I take long walks with Elvis.
When I was 17 I talked back to my father and was struck by a bolt of lightning.
I was on the edge of my seat when Indiana Jones had to choose the right cup of mine.
I was very unhappy when modern time keeping pieces came around.

[Jacki O.]

I used to steal my moms car when I was 13 and my cousin and I would drive around the neighborhood and scream real loud in middle of the night past peoples houses

this is amazing!

[Dez]

Great fucking thread, Mikey!

Kudos.

Indeed!

I used to steal my moms car when I was 13 and my cousin and I would drive around the neighborhood and scream real loud in middle of the night past peoples houses

this is amazing!

hahaha my mom would have never known either but I told her when I got older. another fact - I tell my mom everythig about me. Just so she's never caught off guard or surprised

I also text my cousin after typing about this and it said "I just thought about us stealing my moms car and screaming past peoples houses and it filled my heart with laughter, joy and paranoia for my car!"

Another fact - I'm going to be turning 29 this March and my son will be turning 12 in April

[Rocquero]

one time, when i was riding my bike home from school, i had to pee really bad... so i did it while riding home. it ruled.

my best friend in high school bailed his drug-dealer out of jail. the dealer, immediately upon his release, murdered someone.

i would rather be on fire in the desert than be cold.

i miss having long hair.

ty cobb and francis scott key were both my cousins.

i am immortal.

i have inside me blood of kings.

i have no rival.

no man can be my equal.

[weener]

my best friend in high school bailed his drug-dealer out of jail. the dealer, immediately upon his release, murdered someone.

Owwwwww



Despite my tremendous rack, small children often can't tell whether I'm male or female.

I occasionally tell children who ask me about my short hair that I have cancer.

I've never been drunk or buzzed on alcohol.

I've never broken a bone.

I've spent an absurd amount of time these past couple of years stitching tiny x's on fabric.

If I could have one super power, it would be to be multi-orgasmic.

I'm still sometimes afraid to make phone calls.

[fatguyaz]

I'll third that AWESOME THREAD comment, Mikey Wayne. Nice work.

Here's a few for me.

-I have three kids and two baby mammas. One of the baby mamas, i'm married to. The other one sucks.

-When i was in 6th grade, one of my "friends" told some kids in my school that i was gay. I lost every single one of my friends, was forced out of the boy scouts (a few months before i made Eagle) and my church youth group because of it. I never made any new friends until 10th grade when i moved to another city.

-A little bit out of high school, i used a stolen credit card (my foster brother stole it and gave it to me) to buy about 5 gallons of gas and used it to light a 50 foot long 12 foot wide wooden foot bridge on fire. I still think that was the most well-planned thing i've ever done. I would have made a great criminal.

-I was with my first serious girlfriend for 9 years and she never gave me a blowjob.

-to this day, i have a lump on my forehead that i got from being tripped in the hallway in 3rd grade and landing head first on the tile.

-i was born without kneecaps, and i can't turn my hands all the way flat (like to get a 'low five') because of a deformed elbow joint.

-I've played my drums naked in several states, canada and mexico.

- i cry whenever i see ET and the Notebook.

[mig50]

I'll third that AWESOME THREAD comment, Mikey Wayne. Nice work.

Here's a few for me.

-I have three kids and two baby mammas. One of the baby mamas, i'm married to. The other one sucks.

-When i was in 6th grade, one of my "friends" told some kids in my school that i was gay. I lost every single one of my friends, was forced out of the boy scouts (a few months before i made Eagle) and my church youth group because of it. I never made any new friends until 10th grade when i moved to another city.

-A little bit out of high school, i used a stolen credit card (my foster brother stole it and gave it to me) to buy about 5 gallons of gas and used it to light a 50 foot long 12 foot wide wooden foot bridge on fire. I still think that was the most well-planned thing i've ever done. I would have made a great criminal.

-I was with my first serious girlfriend for 9 years and she never gave me a blowjob.

-to this day, i have a lump on my forehead that i got from being tripped in the hallway in 3rd grade and landing head first on the tile.

-i was born without kneecaps, and i can't turn my hands all the way flat (like to get a 'low five') because of a deformed elbow joint.

-I've played my drums naked in several states, canada and mexico.

- i cry whenever i see ET and the Notebook.

one time you pooped in a river, but you've kept it a secret until NOW.

[fatguyaz]

I'll third that AWESOME THREAD comment, Mikey Wayne. Nice work.

Here's a few for me.

-I have three kids and two baby mammas. One of the baby mamas, i'm married to. The other one sucks.

-When i was in 6th grade, one of my "friends" told some kids in my school that i was gay. I lost every single one of my friends, was forced out of the boy scouts (a few months before i made Eagle) and my church youth group because of it. I never made any new friends until 10th grade when i moved to another city.

-A little bit out of high school, i used a stolen credit card (my foster brother stole it and gave it to me) to buy about 5 gallons of gas and used it to light a 50 foot long 12 foot wide wooden foot bridge on fire. I still think that was the most well-planned thing i've ever done. I would have made a great criminal.

-I was with my first serious girlfriend for 9 years and she never gave me a blowjob.

-to this day, i have a lump on my forehead that i got from being tripped in the hallway in 3rd grade and landing head first on the tile.

-i was born without kneecaps, and i can't turn my hands all the way flat (like to get a 'low five') because of a deformed elbow joint.

-I've played my drums naked in several states, canada and mexico.

- i cry whenever i see ET and the Notebook.

-i pooped in a river once.

one time you pooped in a river, but you've kept it a secret until NOW.

my bad. Fixed!

[Rocquero]

when i was in high school, i started a rumor that this girl was pregnant b/c she was a bitch. multiple teachers believed it and attempted to have heart-to-heart talks with her. she also had to talk to the guidance counselor. i only sort-of feel bad about it.

[HaikuNoU]

1) I hung out with Carl Weathers for 2 weeks one time.

2) I have been stabbed 6 times and shot once.

3) I dropped out of medical school

4) I have been mauled by a lion

5) I lived in south africa for 17 years

Holy shit! And you look so innocent in person LOL

1) Jimi Hendrix's dad once bumped into me in a blues club and spilled his drink all over me

2) I am a direct descendant of outlaw gunslinger Jesse James

3) I've been hit by a car while riding a bike three times

4) my photoshops have been featured on several extremely websites

bleh. that's about it. I'm boring LOL