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#31 joe.distort

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 02:38 PM

we have in fact decided that i am going to get a vasectomy...unfortunately they cost kind of a lot.

and jackie, was dude drinking at all? when ive had a couple, sometimes a condom straight up kills a boner. (which means no dice, since I am the one who refuses to have condimless sex in our relationship)
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#32 weener

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 02:51 PM

Yeah, I started taking the pill to help with extremely heavy and painful periods. It does the trick. Being able to bang all I want is pretty nice, but I'd still get my tubes tied if it were easier.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:07 PM

Lifestyles Ultra Sensitivo are pretty good too.
They're cheap and you can get them at any circle K.

BTW I am not a spokesperson for this product.
I just like way they feel. :blink: :blink: :lol: :rolleyes: :ph34r:
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#34 Jacki O.

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:08 PM

I wouldn't equate a snip snip with the pill.


Maybe, getting your tubes tied or to a lesser extent getting an IUD compared to snip snip.


Besides, I know women who take the pill not so much for birth control but to help them with their monthly cycle.


see? Complaining!?! :P

ok maybe it's not the equivalent of the pill, IUD mos def though - but i will say taking bc pills fucked my body and mind up royally when i was in college, so don't think it has no negative effects on the human body. it can have very serious effects on you. And no one really knows what can happen to your body after taking synthetic hormones for 12-15 years straight.

IUDs can result in nasty infections, pain, and in some cases, infertility.

but i guess it just all depends on the person.

my whole point is that men can/should start to take more responsibility with their fertility and STD prevention (Guardasil now offers HPV vaccinations for men fyi).

and vasectomies are reversible... ;)
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:10 PM

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:14 PM

and vasectomies are reversible... ;)


so are pregnancies.

and i've got plenty of coat hangers. let me know if you need one.

i kid, i kid.

i wouldn't necessarily advocate a pill either, but my wife's on it and i'm not going to complain. once we've made the decision that the baby train has run it's course i'll gladly get the vasectomy - my understanding is that it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less invasive than the a tubal ligation. and while expensive, it's about 1/100000000th as expensive as actually having a kid.

but seriously, i do have some extra coat hangers. :ph34r:
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:20 PM

and vasectomies are reversible... ;)


so are pregnancies.

and i've got plenty of coat hangers. let me know if you need one.

i kid, i kid.

i wouldn't necessarily advocate a pill either, but my wife's on it and i'm not going to complain. once we've made the decision that the baby train has run it's course i'll gladly get the vasectomy - my understanding is that it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less invasive than the a tubal ligation. and while expensive, it's about 1/100000000th as expensive as actually having a kid.

but seriously, i do have some extra coat hangers. :ph34r:


if i had a nickel for every time i heard that!
i could buy a gumball!

abortions are fucking painful, expensive and sad (or awesome!). not to mention you have to deal with fuckfaces shaming you when you try to enter an abortion clinic, or all the state-enforced legal hoops, waiting periods, ultra-sounds, and counseling you have to jump through just to get one.

get your balls snipped and stop douching up the world

i have a limit on the number of abortions i will get in my lifetime, and i'm currently out, so if anyone wants to have a rape child with me...you know where i live :ph34r:

(sorry if you are a rape child :( - it's not you, it's me)
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:22 PM

Im trading in my dick for an awesome night crawler tail!
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:25 PM

get your balls snipped and stop douching up the world


maybe if you said that to Limpy we wouldn't be having this conversation about the need for condoms.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:26 PM

can we just stick to the subject of condoms :)
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:26 PM


get your balls snipped and stop douching up the world


maybe if you said that to Limpy we wouldn't be having this conversation about the need for condoms.


damn you! way to bring it back around!!

i've only known him for a few weeks but i will bring it up next time we converse.

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:30 PM

I am against hormonal BC. When I took it when I was younger I had all kinds of problems.

Condoms are cheaper and easier than having babies and std's.

and I looked into getting my tubes tied. 1. insurance doesn't cover 2. can't find a doctor that will do it (too young and no children) 3. I don't want surgery if I can avoid it 4. what if I change my mind and/or want to donate my reproductive area to help a friend have a baby ( i would so do that)

when testing the pill, women died, they did not adjust the levels of estrogen. They tested men, some shown testicle shrinkage, and then they finally adjusted the estrogen levels. Nice.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 03:31 PM


get your balls snipped and stop douching up the world


maybe if you said that to Limpy we wouldn't be having this conversation about the need for condoms.


damn you! way to bring it back around!!

i've only known him for a few weeks but i will bring it up next time we converse.

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


Uhh, way to end a blooming and sensitive new relationship.

"Hey lover, my friends say that since you couldn't get it up you need a vasectomy. Are we having Italian tonight?"

[Scene ends]

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 04:15 PM

can we all agree that men should share the burden of birth control?
thank you


SHARE, yes. it is both people doing the boning, both people should be responsible for things.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 05:00 PM

have him try out the "extra large" condoms. i have found that most condoms are made for asians.....
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