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[Jacki O.]

Aquarius Dude:
First contact has to be made through the mind. He has to respect you as a person before he can be turned on to your charms. Once he is intrigued on an intellectual level, he can be reached on the physical plane. But he cannot attain sexual fulfillment without a previous mind-to-mind contact.
Aquarius is definitely not a loner. He is generous, open, sincerely interested in other people. In face he is only happy when involved in the lives of others. He has many friends. He is always searching for an answer , searching for the truth. His nature is analytical.

Shy and passive he usually waits for the female to make the first move. His passion has to be intertwined with friendship and friendship doesn't happen overnight.

His tendency is to run on low voltage. He's creative but not a hard worker. Aquarius resists domination. Outwardly cool, he is highly emotional.
Don't ask him to conform, he can't. His only way of dealing with tradition is to break it. That's the way progress happens in his opinion.
It is also a waste of time to try and pin him down. He must be free and independent. Naturally he loves to travel. Confronted with a challenge, he wants to grapple directly with it. Aquarius men are natural performers and orators and have an unusual ability to convince others.
In romance, Aquarius male responds to the subtle approach. He is highly imaginative sexually but unfortunately he often loses himself in dreaming rather than doing and wastes his sex energies in erotic fantasies and masturbation.
He is restless, always looking for the perfect mate. He may fall in love easily but he hesitates to marry. He is perceptive, kind, expressive, vivacious, and a good judge of character. He really likes people and people really like him. Though he's always attracted to the new and unusual, he's basically faithful. Keep a loose rein and he'll come home again.

His Sex Life:
He's interested in a woman as an individual - not as a sex object. Many women think it wonderful to have a man as interested in their minds as in their bodies.
His approach will be slow and considerate. His patient approach might qualify him as a real artist of lovemaking, except for his unfortunate tendency to stay at the preliminaries too long. You may have to urge him along.
Once his engine is revved up he is a free and inventive lover with amazing persistence. A woman who knows what she wants can make him do anything. It's all in the approach.
He'll try the newest and most exotic erotica as love is a playground for Aquarius and he seldom plays a scene the same way. He is a true sex "scientist."
If the woman suggests she'd like a menage a trois one night, he'll happily join in. And he'll make sure everyone reaches climax twice - once orally and once genitally. Next week he'll bring along two friends and make it a four-way scene.
Quickly bored with the same lovemaking positions, he likes the complicated variations. Unfortunately, you can't put him off by telling him anything he does in immoral or abnormal, for Aquarius is the most tolerant, broad-minded sign in the zodiac, nothing is alien to him.
Because he is highly experimental, he is frequently bisexual.
His preoccupation with autoeroticism occasionally interferes with his sexual function and contributes to such problems as delayed orgasm and impotency.
His taste for novelty and his insatiable curiosity also favor more alarming sexual quirks - such as sadism.

Aries Dude:
The Aries male is aggressive, energetic, and restless.

False

Aries Dude:
He doesn't move.

True

lol Raub, but damn Jacki that Male Taurus stuff hit home , Does your book say Taurus is 4/20, or Is that Aries? My birthday gets flip flopped all the time between the two.

my book says 4/20 is taurus
nice bday btw!

[jeremx]

ok fine.. capricorn dude.

[Jacki O.]

Virgo Lady:
More Virgo women are spinsters, than are any other sign in the zodiac. The trouble is, she can't find a man who lives up to her standards.
She tends to make superficial judgments of people. Whether they are neat and hygenically clean. As a result she can miss out on meeting compatible persons of either sex.
The key to understanding her is to think of her not as cerebral or cold, but as someone very much in control. Her emotions are the same as those of other women, but she keeps them under a tighter rein. Her secrete longings are likely to remain secret.
She tends to be rather serious and dignified. Modesty is a natural endowment and you wont find her boasting about her achievements. She has excellent manners and always conducts herself like a lady - except when provoked. For she can unleash a verbal assault that will reduce even a well-entrenched ego to whimpering Jell-o.
She believes in self-improvement and studies hard to better herself and her position in life. She in particularly interested in learning about literature, music, and art. Many Virgo women develop acute and perceptive critical powers.
She worries too much. This is partly because she is convinced that she can reason her way through to a solution to almost any problem. She trusts her intellect more than her intuition. She can be generous, patient and kind - but she is also very determined.
She is always in control of her heart. Her energy is enough for two or three women and she will tackle any task with conviction.
Her domain is the home, this is where she rules. Her home looks as though no one has lived in it. She wants everything in its place.
She knows what a man wants. She's very good at analyzing. Her goals are practical and attainable.
If she marries, it is usually late in life. She will be a perfect housekeeper and an excellent mother. Sex is a matter of procreation rather than pleasure and this can be frustrating for she is usually pretty and keeps her good looks well into late age.
Usually quite objective and unemotional, her judgment may be clouded by her lover. She can't see his faults and weaknesses. She is loyal to her idealized image of him and her feelings run deep, though she may not be openly emotional about it.
She tends to treat a man as if he were some kind of virgin territory, ready to be explored, developed and improved.

Her Sex Life:
She has no illusions about sex and wishes everyone would not magnify its importance. She simply can't believe the thunder rolls or lightening strikes when two bodies join in what is a perfectly natural function.
She doesn't like men who come on too strong. She prefers men with enough self-discipline to wait for a relationship to develop.
She believes that romance is important, and that anyone who emphasizes the purely physical doesn't understand or appreciate the real meaning of making love.
Once she decides to give herself you won't be disappointed. Her feminine grace and modesty, her gentle yielding warmth turn on those who are tired of simulated fireworks.
Don't be surprised if she suggests a shower or bath for two before the main action. This pleases her compulsive need for cleanliness.
Do with her what you will, that is provided you stop short of what she considers abnormal, grotesque, or animalistic. She sets boundaries of what will delight her.
However, her highest sexual pleasure is derived from making you happy, but in the arithmetic of lustful behavior, the highest number she'll get is to 69.
Try mutual masturbation to touch her magic button and get her juices flowing. Particularly the position where she spreads her legs over your face and lets you tongue her while she grasps and fondles your penis behind her back.

She does have a few sexual hang-ups usually involved with punishment. When she does anything that conflicts with her moral scruples, she expects to be punished.
Some women born under this sign are unable to participate in sexual intercourse without a third party present to act as a "conscience," dressing her down verbally while she copulates - thereby freeing her to satisfy her desires.

[OptimusFunk]

Virgo Lady:
More Virgo women are spinsters, than are any other sign in the zodiac. The trouble is, she can't find a man who lives up to her standards.
She tends to make superficial judgments of people. Whether they are neat and hygenically clean. As a result she can miss out on meeting compatible persons of either sex.
The key to understanding her is to think of her not as cerebral or cold, but as someone very much in control. Her emotions are the same as those of other women, but she keeps them under a tighter rein. Her secrete longings are likely to remain secret.
She tends to be rather serious and dignified. Modesty is a natural endowment and you wont find her boasting about her achievements. She has excellent manners and always conducts herself like a lady - except when provoked. For she can unleash a verbal assault that will reduce even a well-entrenched ego to whimpering Jell-o.
She believes in self-improvement and studies hard to better herself and her position in life. She in particularly interested in learning about literature, music, and art. Many Virgo women develop acute and perceptive critical powers.
She worries too much. This is partly because she is convinced that she can reason her way through to a solution to almost any problem. She trusts her intellect more than her intuition. She can be generous, patient and kind - but she is also very determined.
She is always in control of her heart. Her energy is enough for two or three women and she will tackle any task with conviction.
Her domain is the home, this is where she rules. Her home looks as though no one has lived in it. She wants everything in its place.
She knows what a man wants. She's very good at analyzing. Her goals are practical and attainable.
If she marries, it is usually late in life. She will be a perfect housekeeper and an excellent mother. Sex is a matter of procreation rather than pleasure and this can be frustrating for she is usually pretty and keeps her good looks well into late age.
Usually quite objective and unemotional, her judgment may be clouded by her lover. She can't see his faults and weaknesses. She is loyal to her idealized image of him and her feelings run deep, though she may not be openly emotional about it.
She tends to treat a man as if he were some kind of virgin territory, ready to be explored, developed and improved.

Her Sex Life:
She has no illusions about sex and wishes everyone would not magnify its importance. She simply can't believe the thunder rolls or lightening strikes when two bodies join in what is a perfectly natural function.
She doesn't like men who come on too strong. She prefers men with enough self-discipline to wait for a relationship to develop.
She believes that romance is important, and that anyone who emphasizes the purely physical doesn't understand or appreciate the real meaning of making love.
Once she decides to give herself you won't be disappointed. Her feminine grace and modesty, her gentle yielding warmth turn on those who are tired of simulated fireworks.
Don't be surprised if she suggests a shower or bath for two before the main action. This pleases her compulsive need for cleanliness.
Do with her what you will, that is provided you stop short of what she considers abnormal, grotesque, or animalistic. She sets boundaries of what will delight her.
However, her highest sexual pleasure is derived from making you happy, but in the arithmetic of lustful behavior, the highest number she'll get is to 69.
Try mutual masturbation to touch her magic button and get her juices flowing. Particularly the position where she spreads her legs over your face and lets you tongue her while she grasps and fondles your penis behind her back.

She does have a few sexual hang-ups usually involved with punishment. When she does anything that conflicts with her moral scruples, she expects to be punished.
Some women born under this sign are unable to participate in sexual intercourse without a third party present to act as a "conscience," dressing her down verbally while she copulates - thereby freeing her to satisfy her desires.

What a boring bitch...except for the whole punishment thing, and that thing with another person in the room being a "conscience" for her is weird as shit.

So Virgo women sexually are like nuns? jk

[Jacki O.]

Virgo Lady:
More Virgo women are spinsters, than are any other sign in the zodiac. The trouble is, she can't find a man who lives up to her standards.
She tends to make superficial judgments of people. Whether they are neat and hygenically clean. As a result she can miss out on meeting compatible persons of either sex.
The key to understanding her is to think of her not as cerebral or cold, but as someone very much in control. Her emotions are the same as those of other women, but she keeps them under a tighter rein. Her secrete longings are likely to remain secret.
She tends to be rather serious and dignified. Modesty is a natural endowment and you wont find her boasting about her achievements. She has excellent manners and always conducts herself like a lady - except when provoked. For she can unleash a verbal assault that will reduce even a well-entrenched ego to whimpering Jell-o.
She believes in self-improvement and studies hard to better herself and her position in life. She in particularly interested in learning about literature, music, and art. Many Virgo women develop acute and perceptive critical powers.
She worries too much. This is partly because she is convinced that she can reason her way through to a solution to almost any problem. She trusts her intellect more than her intuition. She can be generous, patient and kind - but she is also very determined.
She is always in control of her heart. Her energy is enough for two or three women and she will tackle any task with conviction.
Her domain is the home, this is where she rules. Her home looks as though no one has lived in it. She wants everything in its place.
She knows what a man wants. She's very good at analyzing. Her goals are practical and attainable.
If she marries, it is usually late in life. She will be a perfect housekeeper and an excellent mother. Sex is a matter of procreation rather than pleasure and this can be frustrating for she is usually pretty and keeps her good looks well into late age.
Usually quite objective and unemotional, her judgment may be clouded by her lover. She can't see his faults and weaknesses. She is loyal to her idealized image of him and her feelings run deep, though she may not be openly emotional about it.
She tends to treat a man as if he were some kind of virgin territory, ready to be explored, developed and improved.

Her Sex Life:
She has no illusions about sex and wishes everyone would not magnify its importance. She simply can't believe the thunder rolls or lightening strikes when two bodies join in what is a perfectly natural function.
She doesn't like men who come on too strong. She prefers men with enough self-discipline to wait for a relationship to develop.
She believes that romance is important, and that anyone who emphasizes the purely physical doesn't understand or appreciate the real meaning of making love.
Once she decides to give herself you won't be disappointed. Her feminine grace and modesty, her gentle yielding warmth turn on those who are tired of simulated fireworks.
Don't be surprised if she suggests a shower or bath for two before the main action. This pleases her compulsive need for cleanliness.
Do with her what you will, that is provided you stop short of what she considers abnormal, grotesque, or animalistic. She sets boundaries of what will delight her.
However, her highest sexual pleasure is derived from making you happy, but in the arithmetic of lustful behavior, the highest number she'll get is to 69.
Try mutual masturbation to touch her magic button and get her juices flowing. Particularly the position where she spreads her legs over your face and lets you tongue her while she grasps and fondles your penis behind her back.

She does have a few sexual hang-ups usually involved with punishment. When she does anything that conflicts with her moral scruples, she expects to be punished.
Some women born under this sign are unable to participate in sexual intercourse without a third party present to act as a "conscience," dressing her down verbally while she copulates - thereby freeing her to satisfy her desires.

What a boring bitch...except for the whole punishment thing, and that thing with another person in the room being a "conscience" for her is weird as shit.

So Virgo women sexually are like nuns? jk

she's not boring she's in control!!!!!!!!!!!

[mothrock]

Sagittarius Dude:


He likes oral play and anal sex and often combines the two. Don't be surprised if he pushes a finger in your rectum to try to bring you to orgasm.

A sexual hang-up to some Sagittarius men is frictation - satisfaction achieved by rubbing the genitals against some part of the body a partner.

It's not pretty, but it works.

[Dez]

Virgo dude and Pisces lady, pwease!

It probably says we F like bunnies!!! mwhahahaha!

Edited by Dez, 20 October 2010 - 02:21 PM.

[Jacki O.]

Capricorn Dude:

When you say goodnight and start to close the door, his foot will be in the way. He won't take no for an answer. A turndown is not a turnoff. He will try again and again until he wears down resistance.
Capricorn is the sign of the Goat, and he brings to lovemaking all the lustful gusto of that four-footed animal. Love is as necessary to him as eating or sleeping.

Probably you began to suspect during your first date that he is an earthy, lusty male - the kind who expects a woman to comply with his wishes.
He also places greater value on the sex act than on the woman involved. You can bet that Capricorn men make up a sizable segment of male chauvinist pigs.

The Capricorn male is not as innately cruel as Scorpio but his strong sexuality does make him unscrupulous.
He is passionate, strongly sensual and hates to be refused anything.
What he basically needs is to be assured that you like him. He demands much because he wants you to commit yourself. If you give his ego enough encouragement he'll be tied to your kite strings for as long as you want him. He's faithful.
He prefers to stay at home rather than gad about to parties and entertainments. Sexy Capricorn can't get enough of the bedroom and the older he gets the better he gets.

Though he needs a satisfying sexual relationship, that alone is not enough. A woman must fulfill him in other areas. He expects you to be a great hostess, working partner, and loyal friend. He needs a sense that you two are linked by a romantic destiny.

He is money-oriented. He is also careful, cautious, calculating and uncompromising.

His progress towards a goal is as relentless and deliberate as a lava flow. He knows that all the talent in the world is useless without the ability to work. This is the key to his success in either love or business.
He is practical , determined, and ambitious. If misfortune should strike he is tough and resilient and will bounce back.

His Sex Life:
Sex evokes the best he can offer. He believes and will convince you that a person only really understands what love is if he or she can understand physical passion.
He prefers a woman to do what he enjoys and not compel him to make the first move or exert himself too much. A woman must learn the little tricks that arouse him and arrange surprises of the kind he will enjoy.
He is proud of his sexual prowess and his ability to satisfy a woman by making that least bit of effort. He has the stamina of a marathon runner.

Among Capricorns you will find the kind of man who will go almost to the point of orgasm, withdraw, allow the woman to fellate him, and still old off until she is ready to scream. Sex is a ritual, an unwinding of pressures and tensions he does not acknowledge but which is only able to exorcize in this particular way.

Lovemaking should take place in comfort. And it should be accompanied by dim lights and soft music.

However, don't tell him what to do or how to do it.
A favorite technique of his is when the woman inserts the nipple of her breast into the opening of his penis. Another very big turn on for Capricorn is gagging his sexual partner.

A youthful insecurity regarding girls inclines him toward masturbation, even mutual masturbation with homosexuals.
Capricorns lend themselves to certain kinds of perversion and sadism.

[Jacki O.]

Pisces Lady:
Ruled by Neptune, planet of beauty and mystery, she is intensely feminine, sensual, intuitive and responsive. Her powers of insight make her sympathetic to the troubles of others. She never stands on the outside looking in; she actually seems to experience what the other person is feeling, responding to the inner truth more than to outward appearance. Never try to deceive her. She has magical powers to see through to the truth of how things really are.

Because of her unusual sensitivity she is very drawn to the occult and may make a perceptive medium.

Some astrologers actually believe Pisces are spirits returned to the present and that they get precognitive flashes of a future world they departed.

Her air of mystery can be deceptive. It's true that she has a strange haunting quality that invariable attracts men but she is fundamentally dependent and will attach herself like a barnacle to the person central to her life.

She needs constant reassurance that she is loved. In turn she will provide a mate with the prodigal blessings of a truly sensual nature.

The positive aspects of her sign are not those of action but of dreams and aspirations. She shirks from the brawling world of conflict and competion. In the struggle for power, her way is subtle.

She falls in love too easily and is dallying with Mr. Wrong when she should be dillying with Mr. Right. Even when happily married, her strong sexual instincts lead her into extra-marital affairs. Her wayward affections are usually sincere and her expression of love can be delicate, discerning, and charming.

As a rule she marries gentle and rather undersexed men. She feels safest with them. But in her fervent fantasy life she years for another kind of lover, a man with a romantic aura, brutal direct ways and a phallic sword.
Pisces is something of a tease who will employ all her womanly wiles to capture a new man's interest. This helps her prove that she is sexually attractive but she often becomes frightened of the men whose interests she arouses.

She is an actress who can adapt to any role. She will be unhappy unless she can somehow combine her sexual fantasies with reality. This often leads her to join sex cults. You will also find Pisces working as a nude model, topless dancer, erotic painter or writer of sex novels. Some Pisces become prostitutes.

However Pisces women make good and loving wives, for she possesses the wonderful art of making those around her happy. A good homemaker she loves children, though she tends to spoil them. She is also very capable of handling sick people and many Pisces become doctors and nurses.

Her Sex Life:
She has a flair for drama in the boudoir. Count on her to make the right moves, say the right things, create the right ambiance. She learns early about sex and her willingness to please rarely lets her say no.
She is sexually liberated and enjoys a wide range of erotic play. It doesn't take much to arouse a Pisces woman.

One of the few times that the Pisces woman enjoys the woman-on-top position is on a waterbed where the motion resembles the calm sea. She is in a swimming position and is able to physically and mentally adjust her muscles for optimum peformance.
Her libido is unusually strong at the time of menstruation. She is strongly susceptible to natural influences.

An approach used by many Pisces women to find a sexual outlet outside of copulation is the tongue bath. After exciting and stimulating a lover she will lick his nude body, paying particular attention to erogenous zones . When he is at a fever pitch, she starts licking his genitals, particularly the space behind the scrotum. When he is fully aroused and ready, she takes him orally and his release will bring her a simultaneous orgasm.

She is easily led into master-slave relationship. She is more apt to welcome rear entry than any other sign.

Several Pisces women I know say they enjoy the "The Golden Shower." She will also assume the dominate role if that pleases her lover.

[Billions&Billions]

Many men born under this sign are frotteurs.  They enjoy rubbing themselves against the buttocks or crotches of strangers on public conveyances.
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This is why I can't ride the bus.

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[Dez]

Pisces Lady:
She never stands on the outside looking in; she actually seems to experience what the other person is feeling, responding to the inner truth more than to outward appearance. Never try to deceive her. She has magical powers to see through to the truth of how things really are.- Believe it.


Pisces is something of a tease who will employ all her womanly wiles to capture a new man's interest. This helps her prove that she is sexually attractive but she often becomes frightened of the men whose interests she arouses. HAHAHA

Some Pisces become prostitutes. How else do I pay the bills?

However Pisces women make good and loving wives, for she possesses the wonderful art of making those around her happy. A good homemaker she loves children, though she tends to spoil them. She is also very capable of handling sick people and many Pisces become doctors and nurses. This is actually me


Her Sex Life:
She has a flair for drama in the boudoir. Count on her to make the right moves, say the right things, create the right ambiance. She learns early about sex and her willingness to please rarely lets her say no.
She is sexually liberated and enjoys a wide range of erotic play. It doesn't take much to arouse a Pisces woman.

One of the few times that the Pisces woman enjoys the woman-on-top position is on a waterbed where the motion resembles the calm sea. She is in a swimming position and is able to physically and mentally adjust her muscles for optimum peformance.
Her libido is unusually strong at the time of menstruation. She is strongly susceptible to natural influences.

An approach used by many Pisces women to find a sexual outlet outside of copulation is the tongue bath. After exciting and stimulating a lover she will lick his nude body, paying particular attention to erogenous zones . When he is at a fever pitch, she starts licking his genitals, particularly the space behind the scrotum. When he is fully aroused and ready, she takes him orally and his release will bring her a simultaneous orgasm.

She is easily led into master-slave relationship.

She is more apt to welcome rear entry than any other sign. No fanx

Several Pisces women I know say they enjoy the "The Golden Shower." Again, no fanx

She will also assume the dominate role if that pleases her lover.

I agree with the rest for the most part. Especially the period part. MRAWR

[Jadbgjoka]

I am a master of clitoral manipulation.

Not braggin' or anything.


Hit and miss, though I haven't had any ladies pelvic bones hammering my anus yet. Yet.

[Jacki O.]

Virgo dude and Pisces lady, pwease!

It probably says we F like bunnies!!! mwhahahaha!

here's the match up from the book:

Pisces and Virgo:
Overly affectionate Pisces does not get much satisfaction from reserved Virgo. Virgo resists Pisces's excessive sexual demands and turns hypercritical and faultfinding. There are other problems too. Practical, logical Virgo won't indulge Pisces's extravagant tastes or put up with its emotional waywardness. Virgo will make plans while Pisces acts on the spur of the moment - then changes its mind. A quarrelsome affair, a joyless marriage.

[donald]

I am a master of clitoral manipulation.

Not braggin' or anything.


Hit and miss, though I haven't had any ladies pelvic bones hammering my anus yet. Yet.

I had never even had this idea come up before, and I have thought of some weird shit in the past.
As a Cancer, I am not saying I wouldn't like it, I am just saying I haven't done it, and honestly, I am not too concerned on whether I do or not.


If beth ever asks, "hey, can I shove my pelvic bone up against your anus" I will consider it.

[Jacki O.]

If beth ever asks, "hey, can I shove my pelvic bone up against your anus" I will consider it.

WINNNNNNNNNN