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[bobby]

there are pictures

[marty]

it was a simple test,
I just wanted to see what my
penis would look like if it were black.

things were different then.............

member the "black foot" from Mr. Deeds,
it kind of looked like that.

[Big_Poppa]

why?

are you asking why he did it, or why never to try it?

I'm just wondering why he did it?

You don't know Marty very well.........


Masturbating after making homemade salsa is also not encouraged.

[mikemfer]

Homemade salsa... that reminds me, I have his tupperware that he left at my house.

Wait, what did you say he does to the salsa?

[Big_Poppa]

Nothing, Marty actually makes awesome homemade salsa.

It should just be noted that if you are making salsa, the oils on your hands from the various peppers you just chopped could cause a serious burning sensation if you rub your eyes (or, rub one out in this example).

[brian mcphail]

On a similar topic. I heard a rumor that
using a listerine breath strip and then
going down on someone is supposed to
make the whole experience more intense.
Well, intense meaning OUCH!
only try it if you're into extreme pain.

[Big_Poppa]

I'll ask Marty to bring some to rehearsal tonight!

[brian mcphail]

Let us know how it goes!

[marty]

it's only cool if you're snowballing,
think, York peppermint patty commercial.

[Folofo]

Hey Marty that's almost my fav story of yours...second place to the video story.

Here's my story:

One time at a junior high costume party my friends dared me to ask this kinda unattractive girl in a bear costume to dance. So like not to look like a wuss..i went over there and asked and she was like ,"what? I'm a guy."

[Hooray For Everything]

there are pictures

no there aren't....

my past is gone.

[ShawnPhase]

I colored my boner with a black
magic marker, it really really freakin burned,
then I spent 15 minutes trying to scrub it
off with my own tooth brush.

never try this.

AHAHAHAHAHOAAHAS
asdhoa

iu just spit sparks on my screen AND keyboard, you FUCK

[marty]

that was me in the bear suit, and no,
this didn't stop Mike from dancing with me,
such a tight grip around my waist he had.

[donald]

I don't know how funny this is but it's true

I was at a friends birthday party and we were all getting pretty wasted when someone handed me some reefer, I decided "what the hell" and proceeded to get stoned out of my gord and drunk, next thing I know someone comes over to me and says "hey man put this on your tongue" so I put this piece of cardboard on my tongue and sucked on it for awhile before spitting it out cause it tasted like ass.

So I am drunk and stoned, when my friends are like "Hey we are gonna take Bill to the strip bar for his birthday, let's go" I can't really walk that well so some people help me to the car and we go to the Dream Palace (one of the worst places ever) I am so drunk, and a little stoned at this point and starting to feel the affects of the acid kicking in. We sit down and there are people everywhere, I feel sick and I puke quietly over the side of my chair, nobody (that I am aware of ) notices what I have done, so I don't say anything and go straight to the bathroom. I get into the stall and am puking my guts out freaking out and feeling horrible and out of it. I don't even remember much of it but from what I was told, I was in there for about 30-45 minutes and then the bouncer starts knocking on the door I get up and flush and He asks me if I am okay, I tell him yes and then he tells me that I am gonna need to leave because I am too messed up to be there. I am escorted and my friends see me and catch me a cab and we go home, I later find out that I was in the womens bathroom and the strippers were complaining about me puking and groaning in the bathroom to the bouncers and that's why my friends couldn't find me.

I later got back to my friends house and watched monty python and the holy grail