Jump to content


Mary

Member Since 05 Oct 2002
Offline Last Active Oct 15 2013 03:18 PM

#1221121 Nostalgic Shizz photo in New Times blog

Posted by Mary on 12 July 2013 - 10:33 AM

I was illustrating a blog post the other day and used a snap I took at Donald's birthday party at Hollywood Alley a while back; thought you all might enjoy:

http://blogs.phoenix...e_photoyolo.php


  • 3


#1188130 Did you know the shizz was born on (for) NYE?

Posted by Mary on 01 January 2013 - 02:04 PM

The Fatigo Menso release party shirt (a red one) is clean. The pants I would have worn with it were not, because I needed a NYE nap. My computer does not talk to my camera right now so the picture wouldn't be up anyway. Imagine the intended image, which I intended SUPER-HARD, of my convalescent beshirted self at my in-laws playing Cranium and Charades and giving up at 10:30 p.m. Happy New Year, my Army!
  • 2


#985745 Pre-Order PoolBoy Magazine Issue 1

Posted by Mary on 17 December 2010 - 12:52 PM

Guess who has two thumbs (way up!), publishes a porn mag and is worse than rapists and murderers?

"Just about every child molester will attribute their down fall to exposure to pornography." And sandwiches. They all ate sandwiches, too. Sandwiches obviously stir up the child-boning lobe of the pervert brain.
  • 1


#962858 sexual astrology

Posted by Mary on 19 October 2010 - 09:50 AM

Don't be surprised if he pushes a finger in your rectum

"Not being surprised" does not improve every situation. I would actually prefer being surprised. :angry:
  • 1


#933792 I have never had to sing before

Posted by Mary on 10 August 2010 - 12:42 PM

Fine, but anybody can do that. :lol:
  • 1


#933779 I have never had to sing before

Posted by Mary on 10 August 2010 - 12:11 PM

eat some pussy!

If you do this well then you can be good at anything!~

Yes, because it's apparently the most difficult skill in the whole world.
  • 1


#932278 Sedona couple die in murder-suicide pact

Posted by Mary on 06 August 2010 - 07:03 AM

I might have a hard time going through with killing myself once I'd shot Mr. Mary.
  • 1


#905590 we're all being watched.......

Posted by Mary on 25 May 2010 - 10:29 PM

Was that a story, or just a blog entry? Either way, I didn't realize the Poo Times would pay you to describe a thread on an Internet forum. They'll even employ you if you can't spell!

No one said it was a good job. (Nor is it Martin's only duty -- far from it -- but that's beside the point of my snark.)

And yeah, it's a blog entry. "Just." But I believe I know what you mean about the difference. And if you don't look at the pages online for a living, I admit it's not all that clear when it's one or the other.
  • 1