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weener

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#1441049 Joe Biden Is Your New President.

Posted by weener on Yesterday, 08:36 PM

The white boy


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#1441047 Joe Biden Is Your New President.

Posted by weener on Yesterday, 08:24 PM

Who's that ass clown?


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#1441044 VGM Covers Discovery Thread

Posted by weener on Yesterday, 07:50 PM

 

I'm a sucker for unusual instruments


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#1440989 The Runaway Four

Posted by weener on 20 January 2021 - 05:36 PM

I'll take 10
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#1440965 11:60

Posted by weener on 20 January 2021 - 10:38 AM

My friend's dad or grandpa used to cause trouble in the town square of old by eating lemons while the brass band was playing, causing the musicians who saw him to pucker and stumble. Old timey schemes were the shit.
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#1440863 The Cooking Thread

Posted by weener on 18 January 2021 - 11:27 PM

Not-cchi
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#1440843 The Cooking Thread

Posted by weener on 18 January 2021 - 06:50 PM

I made my first recipe off of Budget Bytes, a site which was recommended by Sindra in another thread. It was this one: https://www.budgetby...s-and-marinara/

In which you pretend lima beans are gnocchi. I've never cooked with lima beans but I love all beans and it turns out they were very tasty.

I gronked up big on following the instructions, such as I used dry beans which I soaked overnight instead of the canned ones. They expanded a LOT and I decided to use all of them to make a huge quantity of this to eat all week, but then realized they were still hard and that I should have cooked them before adding them to all the other stuff. But despite that, I think it probably turned out as intended, and I even added some spinach that I had left over from something else in an attempt to get more vegetables into my body.
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#1440796 11:60

Posted by weener on 18 January 2021 - 09:33 AM

She sounds like a keeper. That Steve Allen pog costs $500.


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#1440762 11:60

Posted by weener on 17 January 2021 - 09:12 PM

Was it like, a pog collection of 15k different pogs? Or like he ordered 15k pogs to promote his real estate business and then later found out that was a waste of money?
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#1440718 11:60

Posted by weener on 17 January 2021 - 01:25 PM

I mean, he no longer wants me to refer to him as my "slam piece."

He hasn't complained about:

Boy toy
Fuckboy
Loverboy
The Guy I'm Banging
The Gentleman Admirer (too many syllables)

 

I kinda get it, considering we've spent way, WAY, WAY more time talking on the phone/Zoom than we have spent in the same room. I'm just trying to let this be fun for me and pretend I'm hoeing around instead of just deciding on the first guy I called post-breakup like I secretly figured I would.


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#1440716 11:60

Posted by weener on 17 January 2021 - 01:21 PM

I've referred to him here as the old man almost always for years, I'd figure you guys would be used to it by now.

In other news, the slam piece DID ask me to stop calling him that, so I have to come up with new preferred nomenclature for him. He seems to be fine with "fuckboy" but that seems meaner and more dismissive than "slam piece" to me.
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#1440707 11:60

Posted by weener on 17 January 2021 - 12:35 PM

Yeah, honestly, the old man was always trying to make me watch TV shows from the 70s with him and I HATED it. I can see from Facebook that what he's doing now is watching some old show called Celebrity Bowling and that sounds so UNBEARABLY tedious that I'm extra glad I broke up with him so he can not hold back and watch whatever shit makes him happy without me complaining.
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#1440681 Help me with my weird New Year's resolution

Posted by weener on 17 January 2021 - 09:27 AM

Yeah, I guess it's so high on the list even though it didn't have a plot because 

 

1) I have the hots for Meat Loaf

2) I enjoyed the songs

3) I liked how fucking gay it was

4) It kept me interested and there wasn't a lot that I found fucking annoying that would slide it down the list.


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#1440677 11:60

Posted by weener on 17 January 2021 - 09:14 AM

Yeah, OK. I don't know who Scott Bakula is or what Quantum Leap is. WEENER


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#1440672 Proper Toilet Paper Installation

Posted by weener on 17 January 2021 - 08:49 AM

TP overhand

Bathroom door open

No to cats

No to mullets

Beards on a case-by-case basis


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