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#1432178 Unusual / original covers

Posted by weener on Today, 04:24 PM

I took the ex to see Bonehenge's first show at CIA and he declared it the "most L.A. thing ever" and asked "Why is this such an L.A. thing?" 

 

Oingo Boingo, my man.


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#1432177 Help me with my weird New Year's resolution

Posted by weener on Today, 04:22 PM

Yes, but it didn't make the final list. I have read a couple of the books.


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#1432172 Help me with my weird New Year's resolution

Posted by weener on Today, 03:31 PM

I've actually seen Beetlejuice and Heathers! I watched Beetlejuice last year because someone (possibly you, Ian?) posted a gif of the scene where the dude has eyeballs on his hands on a Facebook thread and I didn't get it.
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#1432162 Help me with my weird New Year's resolution

Posted by weener on Today, 01:24 PM

Hey, he's entitled to his opinion. Everyone has a different place they draw the line. I'm not going to tell him he shouldn't enjoy it just because I didn't.
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#1432157 Help me with my weird New Year's resolution

Posted by weener on Today, 11:24 AM

There are some things that are a hard line for me. Indy's defense of statutory rape in the first several minutes of the movie kind of prevented me from enjoying the rest of the movie. Plus all the racism.

 

Bumped up Caddyshack to the top tier, thanks!


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#1432137 Random images you like part DEUX

Posted by weener on Yesterday, 09:11 PM

I just watched a video on changing the air filter just to make myself mad. While, with 3 more years of experience, it doesn't look that hard, trying to do it knowing that your boss is going to yell at you if you don't check the filter plus the other 50 things on the inspection within 15 minutes was a nightmare.
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#1432071 Help me with my weird New Year's resolution

Posted by weener on 25 September 2020 - 08:21 PM

Tonight's movie is: Mulan

 

-I figured I'd lighten things up after last week and Rambo with another war movie set in Asia (plus I want something short so I can get back to Untitled Goose Game)

-All I know about this is that it's about some chick who dresses as a dude to lead an army or impress her dad or something and her male boss gets a little bi-curious about her

-I got this big vegan fried chicken sandwich and animal-style fries from some new joint in my neighborhood, but I'll try not to let it distract me from the movie

-Is this thing she's doing with the ink the ancient version of writing band names on your arm in Sharpie? I can relate.

-Oh, she's cheating on some sort of lady test

-"PLEASE BRING HONOR TO US ALL! Mono-D'OH!"

-Does she get a lucky cricket and a dumb dog? Two sidekicks?

-AND a dragon? The luckiest Disney princess.

-Is the dragon Black? OK.

-Horses don't look like horses onscreen, they have to use cows

-Yes, I have heard that walking like a man is the hardest part of convincing male impersonation

-Just say you're Fa Zhou's illegitimate son by a side piece

-This movie has a lot of people's teeth falling out, it's probably going to give me nightmares

-That Hun wants to give the girl her doll back, how nice. They don't seem so bad.

-She can see all their dicks, nice

-"I never want to see another naked man again...except this one."

-I guess they had some high-ass quality rope back in those days. Silk, probably, which is stronger than steel, definitely enough to support 2 people, a horse, and all their sidekicks

-The cricket is the dragon's sidekick. Double sidekicks.

-"Ugly Concubines" is a good band name

-Mulan, if you're any kind of woman, go for the big fat guy soldier instead of your hunky commanding officer. He may not have great abs but he looks like he's more fun.

-If only the sword of Shan-Yu and the crest of the emperor were enough to forgive the crime of being a woman in real life.

 

That was fine, kind of cute, but also kind of dumb. About what I expected. I liked Moana more. I'd say Moana and Up were the only Disney movies I can really get behind. But this one was...fine. Probably in my top five of Disney movies, which as I said are not really my thing.

 

The vegan chicken sandwich was great, BTW.


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#1432064 Donald Trump Is Your New President.

Posted by weener on 25 September 2020 - 03:41 PM

I'm sure all the loudmouth white boys I went to college with are beside themselves
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#1432011 What games are you playing now?

Posted by weener on 24 September 2020 - 11:51 PM

Why do you think he's always wearing those sleeveless shirts?


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#1432005 What games are you playing now?

Posted by weener on 24 September 2020 - 09:47 PM

Have you met either of them? It's basically a well-deserved ouroboros of them trying to impress one another at all times.
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#1432002 What games are you playing now?

Posted by weener on 24 September 2020 - 09:29 PM

Have you ever met Erich? He seems like the kind of guy you want to impress.

On a completely unrelated note, I just got Untitled Goose Game on Steam.
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#1431900 Official Shizz Home Owner's Thread

Posted by weener on 23 September 2020 - 07:45 AM

It can be two things. I loathe the idea of humanity but get along fine with most actual individuals.
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#1431889 Alternative art or whatever you call it - Post em'

Posted by weener on 22 September 2020 - 10:39 PM

Bobberman
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#1431779 The Shizz.

Posted by weener on 21 September 2020 - 08:28 AM

If it's any consolation, maybe all of us will be dead.
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#1431758 The Shizz Family Photos Compendium

Posted by weener on 21 September 2020 - 12:14 AM

Here we go, it was 2007. Mag 6, I guess?

https://theshizz.org...he-shizz/page-1
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