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weener
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#1039116 Osama is dead
Posted by weener on 03 May 2011 - 04:51 PM
#1037556 Images you DON'T like....
Posted by weener on 29 April 2011 - 07:35 PM
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#1036372 Whatever Happened to the Jonas Bros?
Posted by weener on 26 April 2011 - 05:53 PM
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#1033825 Random facts about yourself.
Posted by weener on 19 April 2011 - 08:12 PM
Pizza and sandwiches make up the base of my food pyramid.
I can hold my pee almost indefinitely.
I can go all day without eating and drinking. I'll usually get a bad headache so I'm trying not to do that.
I used to be able to identify any dog breed on sight. I probably still can.
I have the dewey decimal system pretty much memorized.
You know the idea that if you talk to your plants, they'll grow better? The theory is that it's you exhaling carbon monoxide on them, but some say that playing music or sending them a fax has the same effect, so it's like the plants like to be cared about. I tested this by yelling insults at my mom's healthy houseplant that she had for years. It died after a few months of this.
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#1032238 Currently Watching
Posted by weener on 14 April 2011 - 03:43 PM
This is the best show ever.
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#1030905 Random Images You Like
Posted by weener on 11 April 2011 - 03:47 PM
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#1028818 Currently Thinking........
Posted by weener on 05 April 2011 - 04:23 PM
My parents were libertarians, so I can kind of sympathize, but even they didn't go this far:
The answer to my question came on an autumn weekend during my sophomore year in high school. I was hosting a Harry Potter-themed float party in our driveway, a normal ritual to prepare decorations for my high school quad the week of homecoming. As I was painting a cardboard owl, my father asked me to come inside the house. He and his new wife sat me down at the dinner table with grave faces.
"We were wondering if you would petition to be emancipated," he said in his lawyer voice.
"What does that mean?" I asked, picking at the mauve paint on my hands. I later discovered that for most kids, declaring emancipation is an extreme measure -- something you do if your parents are crack addicts or deadbeats.
"You would need to become financially independent," he said. "You could work for me at my law firm and pay rent to live here."
This was my moment of truth as an objectivist. If I believed in the glory of the individual, I would've signed the petition papers then and there. But as much as Rand's novels had taught me to believe in meritocracy, they had not prepared me to go it alone financially and emotionally. I began to cry and refused.
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#1028712 Currently Thinking........
Posted by weener on 05 April 2011 - 01:30 PM
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#1027351 Currently Thinking........
Posted by weener on 01 April 2011 - 04:16 PM
Man - facebook really made my day today. You know you get friend suggestions? I got one for the guy I was gonna marry.
Seeing his photos - WOW - I feel freaking awesome about my life right now.
Rad! that's the best thing ever!
whenever i feel bad about past relationships i always say to myself: Success is the best revenge! and it's totes true
I look up the profiles of popular girls who were mean to me, and most of them still live in our crummy hometown and are dating/engaged to some gross-looking guy. Then I think, Haha, I have a cute boyfriend and a fun life. How the tables have turned.
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#1027281 CHAIRS
Posted by weener on 01 April 2011 - 02:22 PM
No joke: my Woods professor in college, Tom Eckert, made that last one.
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#1027278 Trunk Space Takes on Corporate Sponsorship, Renamed Cold Stone Creamer
Posted by weener on 01 April 2011 - 02:15 PM
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#1026406 The 80's Thread.
Posted by weener on 30 March 2011 - 10:13 PM
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#1024858 Shizzfest 2011
Posted by weener on 25 March 2011 - 10:18 PM
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#1023915 Shizzfest 2011
Posted by weener on 23 March 2011 - 07:03 PM
Night two? I'm not going, but Juan Mendoza is. That guy always wears the same outfit.
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