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#858795 OkStupid

Posted by weener on 04 February 2010 - 01:36 PM

IRL, where do you guys find potential dates/mates/significant others?

The Shizz.
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#856642 Dr. George Tiller Murdered in Church Today

Posted by weener on 29 January 2010 - 11:46 AM

Hey, you know what they usually call people with an "unreasonable but honest belief that circumstances existed that justified deadly force?" Terrorists. Islamic extremists. Maybe they should get a lesser charge.
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#856587 OkStupid

Posted by weener on 29 January 2010 - 10:06 AM

I couldn't help myself, I had to see what all the fuss was about.
I think my profile has just the right amount of douche.

Found you in two seconds. OH MAN. Tasteful username, baby. Truly a man worthy of spending 5 years with the Weener.
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#855131 who goes to parks?

Posted by weener on 26 January 2010 - 03:47 PM

Indian school park at Central and Indian school has hella sidewalks that would be perfect for rollerbading. Lameass.
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#846802 That's What She Said

Posted by weener on 08 January 2010 - 01:05 AM

If it were important to me to save sex for marriage, I'd have gotten married at 18 to some douchebag. I'd probably be divorced by now. Marrying the first person you fancy as a teenager so you can bang them is not usually a good prescription for lifelong happiness.
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#846452 Science joke

Posted by weener on 07 January 2010 - 01:18 PM

Found a timely one!

A Large Hadron Collider walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we don't serve large hadron colliders in here."

The Large Hadron Collider says, "That's OK. I'm broke, anyway."
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#814279 How do I ask my professor if he smokes ganja

Posted by weener on 15 October 2009 - 01:00 AM

Probably a bad idea.
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#682776 Airborne

Posted by weener on 09 December 2008 - 11:33 AM

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#447475 What Should I Do With My Hairy Armpits?

Posted by weener on 02 January 2007 - 12:12 PM

Amen to that. A good coating of hair on a dude is like a dusting of sexiness. Especially if it's on his butt.
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#446704 What Should I Do With My Hairy Armpits?

Posted by weener on 30 December 2006 - 04:56 PM

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This is the photo of my legs that caused the kids on the Minibosses board to think of hairy legs as my definining characteristic.

Keep those hairy pits! Shaving is for wusses.
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