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It's 2:30 and I'm just getting around to running some errands. Then I have band practice. Then I have a date to celebrate 6 months of me being in a relationship with a very special dude that I met on the Shizz.
weener
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#890305 Its Friday mawfuggas!
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on 16 April 2010 - 02:40 PM
#888924 Magic everywhere in this bitch
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on 14 April 2010 - 07:16 AM
I fucking love this video. Especially the part how it's not a parody.
#887106 Cocks of America!
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on 09 April 2010 - 10:16 PM
They should do penis-size surveys on message boards and post the results. Ya know, The Shizz vs. AZPunk vs. ArizonaHardcore vs. ArizonaSka.
#886841 Currently Eating
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on 09 April 2010 - 02:13 PM
Currently eating leftover veggie pizza with a knife and fork. It's got lots of black olives on it, which I luvvvvvvvvv. 
#884786 Currently Thinking........
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on 05 April 2010 - 04:12 PM
I just did my own taxes! MY TRANSFORMATION FROM CHILD TO ADULT IS...COMPLETE.
And I get more than $1000 back!
And I get more than $1000 back!
#880941 hey everybody!
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on 27 March 2010 - 03:54 AM
i just farted the loudest fart you ever did hear!!!
woo!!!
woo!!!
#880214 Currently Thinking........
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on 25 March 2010 - 01:49 PM
Air Bud was a dogumentary.
#874342 Currently Thinking........
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on 12 March 2010 - 04:12 PM
Spoiler
#873133 Charts, Graphs, and Diagrams
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on 10 March 2010 - 02:13 PM
#867167 Day Care Question
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on 24 February 2010 - 01:52 PM
Cut some air holes in an empty garbage can, place child inside, cover garbage can with lid, place bricks on lid.
#865871 Condoms
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on 22 February 2010 - 02:13 PM
All men should get a vasectomy. I'd get my tubes tied if it weren't invasive and expensive.
#863512 Einhorn will destroy you
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on 16 February 2010 - 03:35 PM
You know who else will kick your ass? The Boys, featuring me, Ryan Avery, Andrew Jemsek, and Dancin' Dave Driscoll, performing an all James Kochalka Superstar set.
#862157 Put on some make-out music and turn out the lights!
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on 12 February 2010 - 11:57 AM
Ween's whole White Pepper album. It's dreamy and lovely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNnzEm0jXDM
Joe's Garage is also a classic makeout album:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSEgFCFZU-Q
I think that Eww Girl, Eww Girl is the superior makeout song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNnzEm0jXDM
Joe's Garage is also a classic makeout album:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSEgFCFZU-Q
Three Times One Minus One - Eww Girl, Eww
I think that Eww Girl, Eww Girl is the superior makeout song.
#861246 OkStupid
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on 10 February 2010 - 12:51 PM
I'm another member of the "If in doubt, do the most inappropriate thing possible and pass it off as a joke" club.
The other month we had some birthday treats for one of our regular teenage boys at the library, and I got him this pink card with glitter that said, "It's your birthday, princess!" and had a kitten on it. And my boss brought in a tiara for him to wear.
The other month we had some birthday treats for one of our regular teenage boys at the library, and I got him this pink card with glitter that said, "It's your birthday, princess!" and had a kitten on it. And my boss brought in a tiara for him to wear.
#860289 PoolBoy Magazine!
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on 08 February 2010 - 02:36 PM
Yes! If you need me to write it, I will! I could probably also get all but two of them out of most of their clothing if need be. Corey and Andrew you probably just have to ask nicely, Dave is usually mostly naked anyway, but Ray and Jason would be the holdouts. 
