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[MikeyWretch]

When Im ready to die Im going out like Abe Lincoln!

[Jacki O.]

The strawberry shortcake - On the first day of your period, have sex, dude cums in you then he goes down on you, after you cum you punch him in the face.

[Rocquero]

i haven't heard of space docking, but the loading dock is when you do the doo directly into some skank's sniz.

she has to be a skank, and it must be the sniz.

[MikeyWretch]

the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!


Wait

[Jacki O.]

who is coming over to my house tonight? hmm?

i'll bring my revolver and my John Wilkes Booth lingerie!

[Rocquero]

the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!


Wait

a sweet variation is when she breaks up with you, but then has sex with your dad.

[Jacki O.]

the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!


Wait

a sweet variation is when she breaks up with you, but then has sex with your dad.

That's called the Donald Trump

[MikeyWretch]

but only after you punch him in the face!

[Jacki O.]

The Keifer Sutherland - you stick a cell phone up a dude's ass that is the trigger for a bomb located in a building of a high ranking government official in charge of monitoring arms deals between Al Queda terrorists and various rogue nations. After he cums you head butt him and set off the bomb by texting his ass.




this one i did not make up.

[MikeyWretch]

Holy crap!!


YES!


Natti! lets try this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TaylorTrash]

The Keifer Sutherland - you stick a cell phone up a dude's ass that is the trigger for a bomb located in a building of a high ranking government official in charge of monitoring arms deals between Al Queda terrorists and various rogue nations. After he cums you head butt him and set off the bomb by texting his ass.




this one i did not make up.

I like everything i hear except... is the head butt essential to the rest of the scenario?

[fatguyaz]

The Keifer Sutherland - you stick a cell phone up a dude's ass that is the trigger for a bomb located in a building of a high ranking government official in charge of monitoring arms deals between Al Queda terrorists and various rogue nations. After he cums you head butt him and set off the bomb by texting his ass.




this one i did not make up.

I like everything i hear except... is the head butt essential to the rest of the scenario?

It's only a "Donald Sutherland" if you don't headbutt him.

[MikeyWretch]

The Fresh Prince- having sex doggy style then once you have both climaxed you flip her over and smack her in the face and do that wierd circular motion with your head.


yes I made this up

[TaylorTrash]

All this sex and death talk is making me really horny! I may have to make 3 sexual trips to my company restroom this week! I hope it smells like shit and cum and death!

[MikeyWretch]

shit and cum and death!

Best name for a record ever!!!!