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[joe.distort]

most people in general arent...its kind of a thing.

[Tender Lad]

im only qualified if youre into dudes with longterm girlfriends

hey there
it was a serious disclaimer!

ok ok.

i am not into dudes with longtime girlfriends, dudes with serious girlfriends/wives/fiances, dudes who stalk and are obsessed with their ex-girlfriends, or dudes who are already "kinda dating" a girl but she "knows about" me and "doesn't care"

So many rules!

[Jacki O.]

new questions added:

29)please describe your drinking habits?
30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or b.) fuck me
31) dogs or cats? or both?



sorry but rules make the world go round

[donald]

new questions added:

29)please describe your drinking habits?
30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or b.) fuck me
31) dogs or cats? or both?



sorry but rules make the world go round

29)please describe your drinking habits?
I drink, that's all you need to know

30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or b.) fuck me
c. fuck my girlfriend


31) dogs or cats? or both?
Dogs!!!!!!

[Jacki O.]

i should rename this to the Dudes That Are Taken But Like to Fill Out Surveys to Make Me Hate Myself Questionnaire.

[jeremx]

new questions added:

29)please describe your drinking habits?
30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or b.) fuck me
31) dogs or cats? or both?



sorry but rules make the world go round

29)please describe your drinking habits?
I drink, that's all you need to know

30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or b.) fuck me
c. fuck my girlfriend


31) dogs or cats? or both?
Dogs!!!!!!

pretty much that.

[Tender Lad]

29)please describe your drinking habits?
-Casual, I don't like to get totally shitfaced. Too many puke filled nights as a teen.
30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or b.) fuck me
-b.) I'm a friendly drunk.
31) dogs or cats? or both?
-both.

[joe.distort]

i drink about five nights a week, but only get drunk like twice. i like to sip good, dark beer.

im a happy, love-y, goofy, horny drunk

cats!!!!!

[skeksis]

I'm enjoying reading this...

I see jacki's frustrated, will not further torture her as another married dude filling out her survey.

Somebody probably ought to assemble a potential girlfriend survey, too.

[Jacki O.]

Tender Lad is in the lead! but he's also the only one in the competition

this is what the rankings look like:



i've also made a graph based on the severity of your answers:

[joe.distort]

Somebody probably ought to assemble a potential girlfriend survey, too.

1) ARE YOU A NERD OF ANY SORT?
2) DO YOU HAVE GLASSES AND DARK HAIR?
3) AWESOME BOOBS?
4) DO YOU LIKE ROCKNROLL SHOWS?
5) DO YOU FROWN ON COMICS, BOOZE,GREEN OR PORN?
6) ARE YOU TOTALLY DIRTY?

this is the simplified joe version.

[Jacki O.]

1) ARE YOU A NERD OF ANY SORT? - yes
2) DO YOU HAVE GLASSES AND DARK HAIR? - no, yes
3) AWESOME BOOBS? - fuck yes
4) DO YOU LIKE ROCKNROLL SHOWS? - yes
5) DO YOU FROWN ON COMICS, BOOZE,GREEN OR PORN? - never
6) ARE YOU TOTALLY DIRTY? - yes, i can go days without showering

[MikeyWretch]

) ARE YOU A NERD OF ANY SORT? Yes
2) DO YOU HAVE GLASSES AND DARK HAIR? Yes
3) AWESOME BOOBS? Yes
4) DO YOU LIKE ROCKNROLL SHOWS? Yes
5) DO YOU FROWN ON COMICS, BOOZE,GREEN OR PORN? No
6) ARE YOU TOTALLY DIRTY? Always

I would make a dope ass girlfriend!

[mig50]

1)Please describe your butt
hairy and large

2)Do you have a job? If so please describe (briefly)
yes, i do tech support for a cable internet company. i also work at a record store.

3)Do you live with your parents? If not, please describe (briefly) your living situation (roommates, apartment/house, living with ex-girlfriend, etc.)
i live in a house with a roommate.

4)Are you homeless/living in your car?
i have no car, but i rent a house.

5)Do you dance? Yes No
yesssssssssssssssss.

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
sure.

7)Did you vote in our last presidential election? Yes No
yes.

8.)Please briefly describe your political leanings
i hate talking about politics - i'll keep my opinions to myself.

9)Please briefly list some of your favorite musical genres
this is another question i hate. i would much rather have a conversation about music than try to list off some things i listen to regularly / irregularly.

10)Please briefly list some of your favorite movies
truffaut movies, van damme movies, john carpenter flicks, 80s action / comedy / everything, etc

11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
i've always been partial to bret easton ellis and jay mcinerney, but i've been trying to expand my interests lately (though i have not been all that successful). 'the road' was really good and i should read more mcarthy. i also read comic books regularly.

12)Please fill in the blank: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a ____”
can of beer.

13)Do you get along with your family?
i get along with a lot of my family, but they're all at an arms length (if not farther) except for my dad.

14)Do you like fake breasts?
no.

15)Do you play video games?
yes.

16)Do you have any female friends?
indeed.

17)what kind of porn do you like to watch?
stuff that doesn't seem entirely forced. usually poorly filmed amateur-hour getdowns.

18)Are you gay?
no.

19)Are you maybe a little gay?
yep.

20)Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?
nope.

21)Are you friends with any of your ex-girlfriends?
no real ex-girlfriends to speak of, but my attempts to keep in touch with girls that i've dated have failed.

22)Do you have a beard?
quite a beard, have i.

23)What are your feelings about women who let their body hair grow out
whatevz.

24)Do you have a 401K or other retirement investment account?
nope!

25)Do you recycle?
not as often as i should.

26)Do you cook?
yes.

27)Who would you bang: Amy Poehler or Tina Fey?
tina fey - no contest.

28)Who would you bang: Hilary Clinton or Sarah Palin, please describe why
clinton becaus sarah palin is the worst thing on earth.

29)please describe your drinking habits?
i go through phases of lots of drinking, not so much drinking, and hardly any drinking. right now i'm in the middle.

30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or B.) fuck me
b. for bonin'.

31) dogs or cats? or both?
i like cats but i am allergic to them and they can be assholes. dogs win this round.

[joe.distort]

i totally love this thread.