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[Jacki O.]

28)Who would you bang: Hilary Clinton or Sarah Palin, please describe why

Fancy pageant walking!

ahem, this survey is not a buffet, you have to answer all the questions!

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

ahem, this survey is not a buffet, you have to answer all the questions!

Chances are that was going to be the only funny answer I had anyway.

Plus, haven't I already failed this already? Twice even?

Exemption!

[Jacki O.]

ahem, this survey is not a buffet, you have to answer all the questions!

Chances are that was going to be the only funny answer I had anyway.

Plus, haven't I already failed this already? Twice even?

Exemption!

true

Exemption granted

[Rocquero]

1)Please describe your butt
radical
2)Do you have a job? If so please describe (briefly)
i install a/v equipment like a mofo
3)Do you live with your parents? If not, please describe (briefly) your living situation (roommates, apartment/house, living with ex-girlfriend, etc.)
i live with sir mig50.
4)Are you homeless/living in your car?
no
5)Do you dance? Yes No
forever
6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
how far down?
7)Did you vote in our last presidential election? Yes No
no. i forgot to change where i was registered.
8.)Please briefly describe your political leanings
registered independent.
9)Please briefly list some of your favorite musical genres
metal and kylie minogue
10)Please briefly list some of your favorite movies
back to the future 1-3
11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
i have to stop taking this survey now.

[Jacki O.]

11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
i have to stop taking this survey now.

too bad. you were doing awesome (except for question 6) - the answer is yes!)

pick up book dickface!

[donald]

11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
i have to stop taking this survey now.

too bad. you were doing awesome (except for question 6) - the answer is yes!)

pick up book dickface!

umm I think rocquero just got served

[mig50]

shit. i fucked up on the clinton / palin question.

the proper answer was "catherine keener". please re-evaluate my results.

[Jacki O.]

shit. i fucked up on the clinton / palin question.

the proper answer was "catherine keener". please re-evaluate my results.

ok you were here:


but now you've sunk below the x-axis with that answer:


it's only a slight change since Keener's age puts her within the range of Clinton and Palin and therefore the f(x)=0.2419 did not change too much.

[hexaclopsclopsclops]

11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
i have to stop taking this survey now.

too bad. you were doing awesome (except for question 6) - the answer is yes!)

...but he's a drummer - which nullifies most of his good answers!!!

wah-wah!

[Jacki O.]

true.
man, everyone on here is a fucking drummer.

ugh.

[hexaclopsclopsclops]

true.
man, everyone on here is a fucking drummer.

ugh.

...there's always the light hearted drummer fling. You don't have to be all serious all the time.

[Jacki O.]

true.
man, everyone on here is a fucking drummer.

ugh.

...there's always the light hearted drummer fling. You don't have to be all serious all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdKZQTfEGCk&feature=related

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

Fuck it.

1)Please describe your butt
Fat! Oh wells!

2)Do you have a job? If so please describe (briefly)
Aye – I get to break software applications.

3)Do you live with your parents? If not, please describe (briefly) your living situation (roommates, apartment/house, living with ex-girlfriend, etc.)
Sigh. Parents, for now. Getting finances in order to buy next year…

4)Are you homeless/living in your car?
No.

5)Do you dance? Yes No
Not generally. It’s painful to watch. I was pulled off the dance floor at my friend’s wedding…

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
Abso-fucking-lutely. Love it…

7)Did you vote in our last presidential election? Yes No
Aye

8.)Please briefly describe your political leanings
Liberal, registered “Democratic Socialist” a la Bernie Sanders – If it helps paint a picture of how much of a politics nerd I am, here’s a short list of some of my favorite Senators: Russ Feingold, Sherrod Brown, Al Franken, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, Debbie Stabenow, Jim Webb, Sheldon Whitehouse, Ron Wyden...

I have some favorite Reps, but I’ll save it. Anthony Weiner is the shit though…Barney Frank too…

9)Please briefly list some of your favorite musical genres
I’m horrible at describing music, and I’ll just embarrass myself trying in front of fellow, more musically inclined shizzies (all of you?). Man Man (of course), Dr. Dog, Tom Petty, Camera Obscura, Icy Demons, White Rabbits, QOTSA, Mars Volta – so, whatever the average of all that is. Plus, too many amazing local bands, across all genres. Shizzfest is Exhibit A on that shit. One of, if not the best, things I love about living here

10)Please briefly list some of your favorite movies
Hitchcok (Rope, Strangers on a Train, Suspicion, Shadow of a Doubt, Dial M for Murder), Errol Morris, Al Brooks (especially Real Life), Almodovar, Solondz, *Coen Bros*, Scorsese, the first half of Kevin Smith’s career…I don’t know – a lot I guess…

11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
Above all others, I love “Confederacy of Dunces”. That being said, I like to read a good mixture of politics, history, self improvement, some fiction, humor, sexuality and photography (technical, history, and biographical)

12)Please fill in the blank: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a ____”
Fuck if I know. Lesbianism – that I get.

13)Do you get along with your family?
Sure. Quick tangent – I think my mom wants me to smoke her out. She also wants to start growing (she watched “Saving Grace” like three times this weekend).

14)Do you like fake breasts?
I don’t think so. Those crazy porn boobs freak me out.

15)Do you play video games?
Aye.

16)Do you have any female friends?
Aye.

17)what kind of porn do you like to watch?
Free. After that, I like porn that feels/looks more genuine/authentic (i.e. Amateur, POV). Porn set porn really doesn’t do anything for me (generally), although I have come across a couple of hot pornstars (but then you can sort of see them gradually transform into what every other porn star looks like as their career progresses)

18)Are you gay?
No.

19)Are you maybe a little gay?
Only for anyone I’ve submitted to the Gay Link thread.

20)Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?
Fuck no.

21)Are you friends with any of your ex-girlfriends?
Generally.

22)Do you have a beard?
Aye.

23)What are your feelings about women who let their body hair grow out
I like the girl – in total. This would be too arbitrary to matter to me.

24)Do you have a 401K or other retirement investment account?
Aye.

25)Do you recycle?
Aye.

26)Do you cook?
I’ve almost set fire to kitchens trying to…This, I will be improving. Check back in 2011.

27)Who would you bang: Amy Poehler or Tina Fey?
Tina Fey, no doubt. The hottest thing about Amy Poehler is Will Arnett. Not that I don’t like her, but come on – Tina Fey.

28)Who would you bang: Hilary Clinton or Sarah Palin, please describe why
See above somewhere...

29)please describe your drinking habits?
I like beer. I don’t drink that often or much, but I can. BevMo and Total Wine is what I imagine/hope Heaven to look like

30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or B.) fuck me
Please see question 6.

I’m more of a fun, yelling drunk than anything else. But not enough yelling to get kicked out. Right in that happy, gray area.

31) dogs or cats? or both?
Dogs for sure. But I got no beef with cats.


Fucking surveys...

[zyko]

interesting