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[Jacki O.]

me too

i will fap tonight to your collective answers while imagining you all look like this:



and are doing this to my vagina:

[Rocquero]

ATTENTION JACKI:

I am at the airport... reading a book.

[Jacki O.]

ATTENTION JACKI:

I am at the airport... reading a book.

finish it and then you can finish my survey

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

8.)Please briefly describe your political leanings
Liberal, registered “Democratic Socialist” a la Bernie Sanders – If it helps paint a picture of how much of a politics nerd I am, here’s a short list of some of my favorite Senators: Russ Feingold, Sherrod Brown, Al Franken, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, Debbie Stabenow, Jim Webb, Sheldon Whitehouse, Ron Wyden...

With that answer I think I want to date you

I'm just a man. A man with no life, and access to more MSNBC than should ever be allowed.

Cheers!

[Rocquero]

ATTENTION JACKI:

I am at the airport... reading a book.

finish it and then you can finish my survey

Maaaaaaan.

Does it ever end?!

[Jacki O.]

ATTENTION JACKI:

I am at the airport... reading a book.

finish it and then you can finish my survey

Maaaaaaan.

Does it ever end?!

the book or my rules?

[thebiggameover]

sry jacki, your questionaire is to long. your gonna have to fill out my guild app to see if its worth it for me to fill out yours. ill bold the words that need to be changed to make it more "real life"-ish then "warcraft raiding guild"-ish

What is your character's (your name) name and class?

Please provide a link to your Armory Profile (wowarmory.com)(i guess your myspace or face book?):

What role do you wish to play in raids (dating/doing it) (Healing, Tanking, DPSing)?

Tell us about your talent spec(s) (i guess your job/life choice)-- Why did you choose this/these particular spec(s)? What sort of research have you done on this?

What guild (relationship) are you currently in and why are you looking for a change? Please also list any other guilds you have been a part of on our server (city):

What do you think you can contribute to Advent Rising (our relationship)?

What days of the week and server times (PST/GMT-8) are you regularly able to raid (date/do it)?

List your previous raiding (dating/doing it)experience--be as detailed as possible, including any pre-WotLK raiding you might have done:

Do you have Ventrilo (phone)? (Yes / No)

Do you have a stable, high-speed (Cable, DSL, etc) Internet connection? (Yes / No)

Have you read our "Code of Conduct", "General Rules", and "Loot System" (lol pre nup) posts in the [Rules and Other Shit] section on our forums? (Yes / No)

[Jacki O.]

yeah i like where this is going!

What is your character's (your name) name and class?
jacki o.
Jacqueline O. 1st Class Privates

Please provide a link to your Armory Profile (wowarmory.com)(i guess your myspace or face book?):
www.jackiorr.net

What role do you wish to play in raids (dating/doing it) (Healing, Tanking, DPSing)?
Raids, dating, doing it, healing, tanking (i hope that's something nasty), doing it. No DP - that's for lame-os

Tell us about your talent spec(s) (i guess your job/life choice)-- Why did you choose this/these particular spec(s)? What sort of research have you done on this?
to be badass.
i didn't choose it. it chose me.
also painting.
badass painting.

What guild (relationship) are you currently in and why are you looking for a change? Please also list any other guilds you have been a part of on our server (city):
i was in an Amazon guild, a sorcerer guild, and a necromancer guild.
i played Diablo 2 a lot in college.
i currently am in no guilds.

What do you think you can contribute to Advent Rising (our relationship)?
good hand eye coordination (if you know what i mean )
first person shooter skills are very highly ranked (if you know what i mean )

What days of the week and server times (PST/GMT-8) are you regularly able to raid (date/do it)?
i raid every night and for several hours on the weekends.

List your previous raiding (dating/doing it)experience--be as detailed as possible, including any pre-WotLK raiding you might have done:
oh i am very experienced at both dating and doing it and raiding.

Do you have Ventrilo (phone)? (Yes / No)
yes i have a phone. i don't live in a cave.

Do you have a stable, high-speed (Cable, DSL, etc) Internet connection? (Yes / No)
yes since 2005. i pay for it myself too!

Have you read our "Code of Conduct", "General Rules", and "Loot System" (lol pre nup) posts in the [Rules and Other Shit] section on our forums? (Yes / No)
no i do not believe in Codes of Conduct and im not gonna be part of your system!

[thebiggameover]

crap. deal is a deal...

1)Please describe your butt

small but firm?

2)Do you have a job? If so please describe (briefly)

kitchen help. mostly helping dishes get clean

3)Do you live with your parents? If not, please describe (briefly) your living situation (roommates, apartment/house, living with ex-girlfriend, etc.)

living with pops, but moving out within the next few weeks to a single wide trailer (got to say true to my roots). btw its in a small town in the mountains

4)Are you homeless/living in your car?

im not homeless but i do "live" in my car, as i have to drive an hour just to get smokes or food or anything else other then snow or elk poop.

5)Do you dance? Yes No

no. at least not when anybody else is around

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No

do you wipe?

7)Did you vote in our last presidential election? Yes No

no but its a long story

8.)Please briefly describe your political leanings

well you see the orcs were driven mad by evil warlocks and becuase of this bloodlust, they attacked the alliance. and i know in wc2 they broke free of the locks, but they still keept on fucking with the humans, and that shit just dont fly. plus the king totaly got fucked over by the horde and that hellscrem guy thats about to take over is a dick, so we need to shut them down now before..... oh you mean real life. my voter card says indy

9)Please briefly list some of your favorite musical genres

it would be faster for me to say if its played on the radio and made after 1995 then i prob dont like it

10)Please briefly list some of your favorite movies

dawn of the dead (both remake and org), apocalypto, no country for old men, death proof, krull

11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)

fuk.....

[Jacki O.]

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No

do you wipe?

So what answer would i have to give for this in order to get a YES answer for my question?

[Jacki O.]

What is your character's (your name) name and class?
jacki o.
Jacqueline O. 1st Class Privates

did anyone get this? im so proud of it.

i am on fire today!

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

What is your character's (your name) name and class?
jacki o.
Jacqueline O. 1st Class Privates

did anyone get this? im so proud of it.

I didn't get it...

i am on fire today!

[Jacki O.]

What is your character's (your name) name and class?
jacki o.
Jacqueline O. 1st Class Privates

did anyone get this? im so proud of it.

I didn't get it...

i am on fire today!

thank you.
i was about to throw a tantrum!

but the star....oh the star...


this also would have pleased me:

[thebiggameover]

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No

do you wipe?

So what answer would i have to give for this in order to get a YES answer for my question?

the answer would be "always"....

[Jacki O.]

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No

do you wipe?

So what answer would i have to give for this in order to get a YES answer for my question?

the answer would be "always"....

well then yes always.