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[Jacki O.]

i totally love this thread.

[HNIC]

Ok fine I want to date Jackie too...

1)Please describe your butt:
I'm bringing sexy back.
2)Do you have a job? If so please describe (briefly)
Dad, Bartender, Booking Agent
3)Do you live with your parents? If not, please describe (briefly) your living situation (roommates, apartment/house, living with ex-girlfriend, etc.)
Nope. My room mate is a nag like my Mother.
4)Are you homeless/living in your car?
No, but you could live in the boxes of fliers if needed.
5)Do you dance?
Are we talking trained ballroom assassin, no. Can I shake it and rock out, yes.
6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks?
Put a little "south in your mouth"
7)Did you vote in our last presidential election?
I have voted in every election since I've been able to.
8.)Please briefly describe your political leanings
Realist. I can piss off conservatives & liberals in a single sentence.
9)Please briefly list some of your favorite musical genres
Traditional Reggae, stoner/doom metal, 60s soul, purist punk/HC
10)Please briefly list some of your favorite movies
Goodfellas, Big Fish, Krush Groove, Heathers, chick flicks & mob movies
11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
I like books with bizarre socially awkward underdogs, alcoholics, drug attacks, grim reapers and religious history, so...fiction.
12)Please fill in the blank: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a ____”
...sushi chef?
13)Do you get along with your family?
Yes
14)Do you like fake breasts?
Not preferred, but its about the person...right?
15)Do you play video games?
No. I prefer board games & pinball.
16)Do you have any female friends?
Tons, and some I havent even slept with.
17)what kind of porn do you like to watch?
I dont.
18)Are you gay?
No.
19)Are you maybe a little gay?
OK, maybe a little.
20)Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?
Yes.
21)Are you friends with any of your ex-girlfriends?
Yep, most of em.
22)Do you have a beard?
Yep.
23)What are your feelings about women who let their body hair grow out
I am shallow and American, I prefer groomed.
24)Do you have a 401K or other retirement investment account?
Yeah, but if this economy keeps up we will kiss that goodbye.
25)Do you recycle?
Yes
26)Do you cook?
Quite well and an extensive list of styles.
27)Who would you bang: Amy Poehler or Tina Fey?
Tina Fey
28)Who would you bang: Hilary Clinton or Sarah Palin, please describe why
Sarah Palin, cuz she is so dumb I bet she may be a freak in the sack w/some training.
29)please describe your drinking habits?
Its not a habit haha.
30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or B.) fuck me
I have my years fighting under wraps, so when can we start?
31) dogs or cats? or both?
Dogs
32) what would do to help alleviate my pain on day 1 of my period?
I am no DR but I've heard blankets, couches, movies and pain killers solve any ailment


...so when can we go out?

[Jacki O.]

yay!

i just have to run your answers through my computer:


and then we'll know.....

just gotta wait for this computer to boot..........

[joe.distort]

shit i didnt see the period question! my answer is i would fetch you weed and leave you alone with the netflix while i make dinner. because im awesome.

[Tender Lad]

I will how ever toss a salad

I like caesar, sometimes a nice cobb. We should get together for dinner sometime. And then lick each others assholes.

I'm going to use this as my answer to 32. It still includes Mikey. You'll forget all about your troubles when you see this.

[MikeyWretch]

I will how ever toss a salad

I like caesar, sometimes a nice cobb. We should get together for dinner sometime. And then lick each others assholes.

I'm going to use this as my answer to 32. It still includes Mikey. You'll forget all about your troubles when you see this.

Thats alot of man ass!

[donald]

this thread is epic


Who will win?

Only the computer knows!

[Jacki O.]

this thread is epic


Who will win?

Only the computer knows!

it's still loading!

[Moldilox]

I'm just gonna look up the answers online.

[Jacki O.]

shit i didnt see the period question! my answer is i would fetch you weed and leave you alone with the netflix while i make dinner. because im awesome.

i hate your girlfriend

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

practice makes perfect!

I second this book recommendation.

Although, I don't know why it's out of print. I bet you could still find it cheaper than $25...

It's worth tracking down though - really good stuff...

[joe.distort]

shit i didnt see the period question! my answer is i would fetch you weed and leave you alone with the netflix while i make dinner. because im awesome.

i hate your girlfriend

well, in her defense shes on the pill that makes me only have to deal with it every three months so im nicer about it.

you also dont have to deal with me "accidentally" smoking all of it while drunk late at night OR me trying to get bjs while blazed hahaha

[MikeyWretch]

practice makes perfect!

I second this book recommendation.

Although, I don't know why it's out of print. I bet you could still find it cheaper than $25...

It's worth tracking down though - really good stuff...

I just signed up for "Get down there and get your face messy" class. Its a 12 week class and they say when Im done I will have to get a seat for my face.

[Jacki O.]

if anyone needs a practice partner.............

let me know. i am stern but encouraging.

[donald]

if anyone needs a practice partner.............

let me know. i am stern but encouraging.

wow