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[Tender Lad]

I have bananas on my desk.

[Jacki O.]

I have bananas on my desk.

in Japan this is how you win women over with Bananas:


pff North American men...

[Tender Lad]

I was just going to eat them. Man, I suck.

[Jacki O.]

new question added:

32) what would do to help alleviate my pain on day 1 of my period?

[HNIC]

new question added:

32) what would do to help alleviate my pain on day 1 of my period?

Leave the house and watch football...oh, your pain, my bad.

[Jacki O.]

new question added:

32) what would do to help alleviate my pain on day 1 of my period?

Leave the house and watch football...oh, your pain, my bad.

that's what you do during PRE-Menstral-Syndrome (PMS), when im raging (though i dont really get crazy, just horny and sad)

i'm talking day 1 of the flow! i'm in pain. don't you want to help your girlfriend out?

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

new question added:

32) what would do to help alleviate my pain on day 1 of my period?

I'll take "Pot delivery" for the win.





What. the. fuck.

[MikeyWretch]

1)Please describe your butt
COUNTRY
2)Do you have a job? If so please describe (briefly)
YES QUALITY ASSURANCE FOR VALLEYMETRO IN PHOENIX
3)Do you live with your parents? If not, please describe (briefly) your living situation (roommates, apartment/house, living with ex-girlfriend, etc.)
NO. I LIVE WITH MY WIFE AND BROTHER INLAW IN A HOUSE WE RENT IN TEMPE
4)Are you homeless/living in your car?
NO
5)Do you dance? Yes No
YES. DANCED TO THE DIRTY DANCING SOUND TRACK LAST FRIDAY ALL NIGHT.
6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
NO
7)Did you vote in our last presidential election? Yes No
YES
8.)Please briefly describe your political leanings
I AM TOO POOR TO CARE WHAT RICH PEOPLE DO
9)Please briefly list some of your favorite musical genres
GOOD
10)Please briefly list some of your favorite movies
THE ASSASINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
YOUNG GUNS
THE WEDDING SINGER
BEDAZZLED

11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS
OCTOPUSSY
ANY AND ALL BOOKS ABOUT OUTLAWS AND THE WAYS OF THE WILDWEST

12)Please fill in the blank: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a ____”
SET OF LUNGS
13)Do you get along with your family?
YES VERY WELL
14)Do you like fake breasts?
NEVER TOUCHED ANY BUT SOME LOOK OKAY I GUESS
15)Do you play video games?
YES
16)Do you have any female friends?
YES
17)what kind of porn do you like to watch?
THE KIND WITH A MAN AND A WOMAN HUMPING
18)Are you gay?
NO
19)Are you maybe a little gay?
YES
20)Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?
YES
21)Are you friends with any of your ex-girlfriends?
NO
22)Do you have a beard?
NO
23)What are your feelings about women who let their body hair grow out
I DONT CARE
24)Do you have a 401K or other retirement investment account?
NO
25)Do you recycle?
YES
26)Do you cook?
YES
27)Who would you bang: Amy Poehler or Tina Fey?
TINA
28)Who would you bang: Hilary Clinton or Sarah Palin, please describe why
CLINTON. SO MAYBE I COULD MEET BILL
29)please describe your drinking habits?
NOT ALL THE TIME BUT VERY HEAVY WHEN IT IS TIME
30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or B.) fuck me
FIGHT YOU
31) dogs or cats? or both?
BOTH
32) what would do to help alleviate my pain on day 1 of my period?
GET YOU WASTED

[Jacki O.]

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
NO

for shame!

[MikeyWretch]

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
NO

for shame!

Im no good at it. I get all insecure about it and then i fail and run out of the room screaming!

[Jacki O.]

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
NO

for shame!

Im no good at it. I get all insecure about it and then i fail and run out of the room screaming!

practice makes perfect!

[jeremx]

6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
NO

for shame!

Im no good at it. I get all insecure about it and then i fail and run out of the room screaming!

there are instructional videos online.

[MikeyWretch]

I will how ever toss a salad

[Tender Lad]

I will how ever toss a salad

I like caesar, sometimes a nice cobb. We should get together for dinner sometime. And then lick each others assholes.