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Rocquero
Member Since 12 Jul 2007Offline Last Active Jul 15 2023 07:50 AM
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- Member Title Shizz Master Zero
- Age 38 years old
- Birthday February 2, 1986
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#863053 Shizz Second Saturday at the Ice House
Posted by Rocquero on 15 February 2010 - 02:30 PM
we're just people, under it all.after looking at those live photos this is just really funny to me for some reason...
immortal people.
that have no problems with skinning babies alive.
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#861049 Shizz Prom 2010
Posted by Rocquero on 09 February 2010 - 11:12 PM
behold, TRONALD!quick, somebody photoshop donald into this:
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#860982 Random facts about yourself.
Posted by Rocquero on 09 February 2010 - 07:17 PM
my last relationship lasted for 6 years and was with a girl who is a dolphin trainer at sea world: orlando.
i hate sea world: orlando. (believe it or not, this is unrelated to the previous fact).
i used to have 20/20 vision until a pickup truck hit me in the face when i was 6. it also ripped off the inside of my right foot. my foot looks totally normal now. it grew back. i'm not a doctor; i don't claim to understand it.
when i was a kid, i was climbing a tree and looked down to see a 2 inch wide and 1 inch deep hole in my leg. i didn't feel it happen.
i got hit in the mouth with a scooter when i was 10. it knocked a couple teeth out.
when i was little i was drinking out of a ghostbusters glass. i had recently stopped using sippy-cups, so i would still bite the glass as i drank. i bit off a big piece of the glass and just swallowed it. i was fine.
when i was in high school, i got community service for vandalism. we were at another nearby school for a band competition and me and my friend, brad, took window screens and beat the hell out of each other with them. it was awesome. since they were the property of the school, it was deemed vandalism. i fought with my vice-principal for weeks, arguing that the screens were in the dumpster, so i didn't vandalize any valuable property. she was totally on my side. the best part is i was lying. we took them off the side of the building.
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#855037 OkStupid
Posted by Rocquero on 26 January 2010 - 01:48 PM
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#854884 OkStupid
Posted by Rocquero on 26 January 2010 - 09:47 AM
true story. i used to work with a guy that would send a form letter to pretty much every girl's profile. he would just fill in blanks to make it relevant to the girl.Women get a crapload of useless e-mail on there from guys who completely ignore the lady's profile and whether they match. Like in real life.
also, i had to sign up when i was looking for jacki. check out my authentication word.
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#853302 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Posted by Rocquero on 22 January 2010 - 02:24 PM
blame that dude for sucking.A few years back when I was living in Boston, I was on a date with this fella. We were walking to a bar and we walked over a grate in the sidewalk just as the T was going by. This lead to a discussion about sewers and what was really down there. I made a joke about how the only thing that lived down there was Master Splinter and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I was met with a combination of a blank stare and a slight look horror. Needless to say, I blame the TMNT for the failed date.
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#839733 Old Chicks
Posted by Rocquero on 19 December 2009 - 12:08 AM
well hello, wonder years mom.
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#838484 I Threw It On The Ground
Posted by Rocquero on 15 December 2009 - 05:27 PM
no, but the Joker took his mom's pearls...MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE.
EDIT: Hey Batman, is your dad a phone?
AND THREW THEM ON THE GROUND!!!
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#744444 Currently Having with Sex With:
Posted by Rocquero on 13 May 2009 - 04:00 PM
like the JFK, where you're having sex with a girl and when you climax, another dude blows it on the back of her head from an angle it would be impossible for you to hit.historical sex acts are where it's at.
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#744388 Currently Having with Sex With:
Posted by Rocquero on 13 May 2009 - 03:08 PM
a sweet variation is when she breaks up with you, but then has sex with your dad.the break his heart- Have sex with him and like make it regular tell him you are into him and want to be with him then like stop calling and never talk to him again! hahahahah YEah! YEAH!
Wait
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#727916 Who is on Twitter?
Posted by Rocquero on 09 April 2009 - 08:06 PM
hah my kids were talking about twitter today so I searched them. One called the other a "fagget". not nice words!
not nice and spelled incorrectly.
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